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:: 2006 2 February :: 9.52 am

I've been so confused and lost lately, yet I know exactly where i'm going. I know the exact location i'll be 1359 days from now, and I mean the exact Lat/Long coordinates! I've had to stop and view the map of life a few times, but i've got the GPS of family and friends to help me along. The beginning is DEFINITELY the end! We all have moments where we slip, and it comes around to bite us later. We just have to hold on, even if by a thread, because

I'm so glad that I have all these amazing friends, they're SO awesome! D@ve and (hu(k kick ass and can relate to me on a level that nobody would ever understand. K@t!e and K@te have been the best thing to happen to Amanda since birth! She's never had friends as good and i've never seen her so happy before! It's so nice to be able to just hang out around people who are down to earth and actually get what life is all about! No being 'fake' or 'plastic', no having to tip-toe through being friends, just the pleasurable feeling of having people who know how to feel.

Love is something that most people don't understand. Everyone I know aside from aforementioned individuals don't actually know what love IS, rather they lust after what they want. Sooner or later they'll come to the realization of their mistakes and learn what it means to truly love. They can't help it though, they're a product of the society and situations they put themselves in.

Black is white.

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:: 2006 1 February :: 5.47 pm

Like a here it is in a

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:: 2006 27 January :: 11.14 am

Great article headline:

Complete upcoming movie sequel list: 176 movies, 27 of which are "Land Before Time"

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:: 2006 25 January :: 4.59 pm

All hail pope Nicholas!

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:: 2006 25 January :: 1.38 pm

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:: 2006 16 January :: 4.39 pm

The internet has ruined my attention span to the point where I can't even finish what I st

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:: 2006 15 January :: 10.36 pm

I'm eating dinner

However, tonight I'm in the mood for food I've earned, ya know? I could go to Wendy's and order a poyo sandwich from the vato working el casho registeristo, but that's not fulfilling.

Has anyone ever tried hobo flesh? I think it'd be delicious after you ran a hose over it. Think of it this way: hobos drink almost nothing but alcohol, so it's basically like they've been marinating their internal organs for years and years. You grill up some of that and you're in for a taste sensation. Plus, think of all the treasures to be had in those shopping carts!

And yes, I am a dick for typing this, so I'll tell you what, Karma: next real, non-eaten hobo who asks for change gets it.

That way, my saying horrible things feeds people. Or marinate their organs.

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:: 2006 15 January :: 12.09 am

Amanda: "If my sandwich could scream it would scream so loud."

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:: 2006 14 January :: 12.15 pm

Amanda: "You think God and all that stuff is cool but you just don't believe in it, do you?"

Me: "Yup!"

Amanda: "You just wait Michael! Once judgement day comes around you're gonna wish you had Jesus bumper stickers on your car!"

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:: 2006 12 January :: 10.38 am

There is a quite overweight guy two seats over from me who has wet spots under his armpits from sweating, and he's trying to fold his left leg up onto his right knee, but can't get it too stay. I'm disturbed by this.

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:: 2005 31 December :: 10.09 pm

She's the kind of woman that would make me afraid to walk outside at night by myself.

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:: 2005 30 December :: 11.16 pm

Believe it or not, but that's my best friend from highschool.

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:: 2005 29 December :: 9.41 pm

[21:40] Jillian: made out and such
[21:40] jeeber4u: eh, not bad
[21:40] jeeber4u: SLUT!!!!!!
[21:41] Jillian: jerk
[21:41] jeeber4u: I prefer the term socially inappropriate commentator
[21:41] jeeber4u: thank you very much!

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:: 2005 29 December :: 12.51 pm

*note* This is not a conversation I had, but I know the guy, and this just made me laugh, so I had to share!

E Tat Thuh Y: ya know... this is how religion got started hahaa
E Tat Thuh Y: its way too easy
E Tat Thuh Y: "hey i'm god" "well holy shit Ok"

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:: 2005 28 December :: 3.32 am

I just watched part of some movie, the premise of which I have no clue about. However, the scene I saw involved a black man (the main character) who was paid $10,000 to sleep with and (hopefully) impregnate six women trying to have children. They showed him having sex with each of the six women, and then showed an internal view of their uterus, where little sperm with a picture of his head super-imposed on them swam through the fallopean tubes and then impregnated the egg, each of which had the face of one of the women super-imposed on it. When the sperm entered the egg it started to glow and the woman's face would start grinning really wide.

For some reason i'm disturbed by this....

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