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:: 2005 19 October :: 6.44 pm

"You're worth ten points to us Mike"


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:: 2005 12 October :: 10.25 pm

Amanda - "It wasn't a fake hump, it was a for real hump!"


*while humping amanda on the floor*

Amanda - "You hate me! You don't love me anymore!"

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:: 2005 12 October :: 12.48 pm

What the make a wish foundation is for!

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:: 2005 9 October :: 9.29 pm

A page 1 hit on google images for "love"

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:: 2005 4 October :: 4.50 pm


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:: 2005 4 October :: 4.47 pm

These are the types of friends I have.....

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:: 2005 2 October :: 8.08 pm

My new Geek Squad motto:

"I like my women like I like my, stable and virus free."

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:: 2005 30 September :: 3.16 pm


Plus this

Divided by this

Equals this

True story.....

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:: 2005 28 September :: 6.53 pm

Michael: it has to be a Professional Development's for our students someday


Steve: teach them to count by bombing third world countries. They can count the number of countries and the number of bombs needed.

Remember the count from sesame street?

vne bumb ha ha ha tvo bumbs ha ha ha

just like the count

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:: 2005 25 September :: 5.16 pm

Sometimes, I wish I was a little kid again.

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:: 2005 21 September :: 4.51 pm

This is for you Michelle!

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:: 2005 21 September :: 2.37 pm

Kinda long but WELLLL worth it!

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:: 2005 16 September :: 8.40 pm

As of this exact moment, I have catalogued 3071 3101 3207 3283 songs by: Artist, Album, Original Album Release Year, Track #, Genre, and Album Cover (in .jpg format).

Yes, I am a geek.

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:: 2005 13 September :: 5.21 pm

Setting: Best Buy Geek Squad Control Room

Kurt: "Ralph is just a big teddy bear. Everyone thinks he's a stuck up hard ass, but inside he's really nice."

Ralph: "Now listen here, i've worked long and hard to earn the reputation of not liking anyone, don't you go and ruin it for me now!"

These are my kinda co-workers! Humerous, nerdy, what more could a "Geek" ask for? ;)

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:: 2005 8 September :: 7.04 pm

Okay, so i'm just going to release this now. I've been working really, REALLY hard on a website that is about 95% complete. To get there go to .

There are two other addresses you can go to ( and but you can also access those from the main page (niche).

I have yet to upload my "Work History" page as i'm adding a few more things to it. There are also a couple of links that don't work (still gathering stuff for those as well). Just wanted to clue everybody in.

Leave comments here about what you think or if you wanted to be cool, leave comments on the "new" journal (have no fear, I am still going to be posting here in woohu).

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