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Car Throttle "You can only piss with the dick you've got." -Jack
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The Witcher: Blood Origin "If you fell in a bucket of tits, you'd come up holding a cock."
He really needed to talk to Tony about whether or not his arm could be made to stretch. Clint had made him watch Inspector Gadget and now Bucky had ideas!
"I would totally bang the shit out of her, but I wouldn't like it."
"Wanna beer?" "They got anything from a microbrewery?" "Doubt it. In this county, we kick midgets, and they ain't dumb enough to put up with that, so what shorty's gonna run a brewery round here?"
Saying of the day, "easy as a pixie's snatch."
“Merlin’s saggy bollocks,” Ron swore softly.
Insult of the day: twisted cheese eating gnome.
What happened to your eye? I was attacked by a figgy pudding while having spontaneous sexual intercourse.
I'm not scared. I'm rationally concerned.
Nothing like responding to a war chant with big swinging dicks.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
You looklike you got a facial from a smurf.
You know what I like after sex? What? Ice cream.
When was the last time you went to a family reunion where the police and fire department showed up?
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