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2010 26 August :: 4.45am
This pasta is delicious
If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.
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2010 8 August :: 4.06pm
Just being angry at the tubes.
I listen to an acapella group called "The Real Group," they're pretty big in foreigner land, I hear. The youtube comments for their songs are almost all people saying, "we did this better in my choir!." Really? REALLY? You're 30+ member choir sang a song with richer harmony and sound than 5 goddamn people? COLOR ME SURPRISED.
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2010 24 July :: 2.08am
When our kids grow up, seeing pictures of people smoking in bars is going to be as weird and unacceptable for them as when we see old footage of doctors and newscasters smoking on the job.
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2010 20 May :: 4.23am
Difficulty? No Tenacious D.
If you could pick one group to have your back in a rock off against the devil, who would you choose?
My vote? Every single guy that ever played for Black Sabbath.
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2010 1 April :: 1.33am
What if it was you hanging up on that wall?
Luke 22:14-19
When the hour came, Jesus and his apostles reclined at the table. And he said to them, "I have eagerly desired to eat this Passover with you before I suffer." And he took bread, gave thanks and broke it, and then took up his portion of fish, placing it between the bread. And as he was about to consume this repast, a fish still upon the table did begin to move, and spake unto him, saying, "Return to me this fillet of fish. Unto me, give this portion of fish." And Jesus and his disciples were sore amused.
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2010 9 March :: 3.19am
:: Music: This Is Sparta Remix
Soccer?
So I was watching a youtube video that featured a clip of that soccer player getting headbutted, and I think I really need to revaluate my opinion of the headbutt to the chest as a combat move. That guy crumpled.
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2010 1 February :: 4.29am
In an alternate universe.
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2010 11 January :: 3.04am
Blink 182
Is it wrong that for my whole entire life, whenever I hear about dogs getting fucked in the ass it will make me smile?
January will always be remembered.
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2010 4 January :: 2.52am
If I say that there's a guy in Detroit who will kill a person to make fifty dollars, no one argues with me.
If I say there's a guy in Washington who will kill a person to make fifty million dollars, people call me a conspiracy nut.
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2009 26 December :: 3.56am
You know in cartoons when someone runs through a wall? I'm pretty sure that if I picked a good spot (no studs), I could do that.
P.S. If any programmer is feeling bored, I discovered that you can not find a 40 meter dash to mph converter online. So yeah, that could be fun.
P.P.S. Do you think I'd get any street cred if I beat up Ben Folds? I feel like this also is within the realm of possibility.
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2009 3 December :: 10.32pm
Cyber Empires, anyone?
Using DOS makes me feel like I am hunting with an atlatl. Especially because I am always impaired and forget the commands. So it's like the first time, every time. I'm like, "What is this primitive device?" and then I use my superior logic skills and I conquer the ancient technology.
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2009 27 November :: 3.17am
:: Music: Jonathan Coultan - We Will Rock You
Thoughts from the hour in which I had a Woohu tab open.
Fuck Elvis, David Carradine, and anyone else who ever got big for being the best white guy for the job.
I wish I lived in Eastern Europe. From what I've seen, I'd have the best hair and teeth there. I mean, the teeth thing I can understand, you need complicated surgeries and medical equipment and all that for advanced dentistry. But why does everyone have a terrible haircut?
So looking back at Deerhoof's history, I guess they're not my favorite band. But Offend Maggie might be my favorite album. Next step, exchange money for said album.
I am pretty pissed off about all this stuff that society decided without asking me. I mean, who are dead people to tell me what to do?
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2009 11 November :: 3.22am
The Human Condition: Fear, or Loneliness? Discuss.
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2009 9 November :: 5.54pm
Recent Events
Recent events are rather uneventful.
Anyone want to become a coyote with me? I've looked up prices, we can charge $2000 a person and be a bargain. It can't be that hard, but we should take some practice hikes beforehand.
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2009 24 October :: 4.30am
You Say You Want A Revolution
When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to tell its government that we're not going to take its shit anymore,a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that you should get some guns and start lighting shit on fire.
And don't stop until you're free.
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