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2010 9 March :: 3.19am
:: Music: This Is Sparta Remix
Soccer?
So I was watching a youtube video that featured a clip of that soccer player getting headbutted, and I think I really need to revaluate my opinion of the headbutt to the chest as a combat move. That guy crumpled.
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2010 1 February :: 4.29am
In an alternate universe.
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2010 11 January :: 3.04am
Blink 182
Is it wrong that for my whole entire life, whenever I hear about dogs getting fucked in the ass it will make me smile?
January will always be remembered.
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2010 4 January :: 2.52am
If I say that there's a guy in Detroit who will kill a person to make fifty dollars, no one argues with me.
If I say there's a guy in Washington who will kill a person to make fifty million dollars, people call me a conspiracy nut.
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2009 26 December :: 3.56am
You know in cartoons when someone runs through a wall? I'm pretty sure that if I picked a good spot (no studs), I could do that.
P.S. If any programmer is feeling bored, I discovered that you can not find a 40 meter dash to mph converter online. So yeah, that could be fun.
P.P.S. Do you think I'd get any street cred if I beat up Ben Folds? I feel like this also is within the realm of possibility.
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2009 3 December :: 10.32pm
Cyber Empires, anyone?
Using DOS makes me feel like I am hunting with an atlatl. Especially because I am always impaired and forget the commands. So it's like the first time, every time. I'm like, "What is this primitive device?" and then I use my superior logic skills and I conquer the ancient technology.
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2009 27 November :: 3.17am
:: Music: Jonathan Coultan - We Will Rock You
Thoughts from the hour in which I had a Woohu tab open.
Fuck Elvis, David Carradine, and anyone else who ever got big for being the best white guy for the job.
I wish I lived in Eastern Europe. From what I've seen, I'd have the best hair and teeth there. I mean, the teeth thing I can understand, you need complicated surgeries and medical equipment and all that for advanced dentistry. But why does everyone have a terrible haircut?
So looking back at Deerhoof's history, I guess they're not my favorite band. But Offend Maggie might be my favorite album. Next step, exchange money for said album.
I am pretty pissed off about all this stuff that society decided without asking me. I mean, who are dead people to tell me what to do?
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2009 11 November :: 3.22am
The Human Condition: Fear, or Loneliness? Discuss.
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2009 9 November :: 5.54pm
Recent Events
Recent events are rather uneventful.
Anyone want to become a coyote with me? I've looked up prices, we can charge $2000 a person and be a bargain. It can't be that hard, but we should take some practice hikes beforehand.
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2009 24 October :: 4.30am
You Say You Want A Revolution
When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to tell its government that we're not going to take its shit anymore,a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that you should get some guns and start lighting shit on fire.
And don't stop until you're free.
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2009 19 October :: 3.44am
Love makes us act as we are fools.
Looking back and thinking about how much of an asshole I used to be, and didn't know it, I'm forced to consider the very real possibility that I am an asshole today.
At least nowadays I'm never a drunk asshole.
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2009 15 October :: 4.24am
We Should Be Lovers
If Matt Damon doesn't buy in for his whole roll, there's no fucking movie. I mean, sometimes you just have to take your shot. Even if you end up driving the truck afterward, it's better than filling out your application to be a truck driver without trying.
Also, in the game of life, women are the rake.
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2009 6 October :: 2.36am
Trust me on this one.
You know those axe commercials where someone sprays on axe and women just start humping them?
If you're really looking for that, febreze is way better.
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2009 29 September :: 4.55am
:: Music: Cop Killer - Ice T
Gangsta Rap
So I saw this song as #2 for best gangsta songs ever, so I listened to it.
This is some pretty hardcore punk rock to be coming from a chocolate face.
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2009 23 September :: 5.43am
:: Music: A Little Help From My Friends - The Beatles
X Box Live
So first of all, the whole thing is bullshit. I buy a console, and then I buy a $60 game. The game has shit all for single player content, so I pay $10 for x-box live for three months. Then, if I don't want every game I join to boot me out, I need to buy the map packs for the game. There's 4 of them, for 800 Official Bullshit Xbox Marketplace points a piece. That's roughly $10, depending on how you buy them. So this $60 game costs $3 a month just to play, and then they want another $40 to play it without getting booted from the server every new match.
Long story short, I am going to pay over $500 just to shoot zombies in a factory setting with 3 people I don't know.
Oh yeah, they don't allow you to split screen online. So if me and my bud want to play online, he needs to spend $500 too. Don't give me any shit about limitations to the hardware or whatever. We four way split screened Goldeneye on a TV smaller than the one you probably have in your bathroom back in the day, and we liked it.
So I did the whole xbox live update 20 minutes ago, and then could not get into xbox live. So I turn my router on and off, then try again, I turn the box off then try again, then finally decide to check the website which says "X-Box Live Status: UP AND RUNNING." So I actually click it, and learn some more information. I guess the critical stuff, like Billing, and the X-box Live Marketplace, work just fine. It's just the little bullshit stuff like signing in to xbox live, and matchmaking that's screwing up. You know, the shit they collect the bills for, but not from.
Long story short: Everyone at Microsoft is a goddamn snake oil salesman, and they would knife their own mothers if they thought they could make a profit.
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