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:: 2004 7 November :: 8.29 pm

if tears were blood id die
why is this happening
what did i do
why are you leaving me
why are we through.

how am i living
im suposed to be dead
my heart has stoped beating
youve pulled its least thread

im crying on the keys now
if tears were blood i'd die.
i doubt i have as much blood
as all the tears ive cried

so now i leave you thinking
how can i be alive
my heart has stoped beating
if tears where blood id die

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:: 2004 7 November :: 8.29 pm
:: Music: there is.

saddest day of my life.

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:: 2004 2 November :: 7.30 pm

The Poke
so there i am sitting on my moms bed and she is watching tv in her pjs. and i poke her knee with my finger and say poke. then do it again. poke. and again. poke. and finally she is saying "what the hell are you doing!" another poke. then she lunges forward to poke me and i hop back. then poke her leg again. poke. then she grabs a pillow and swings it and it smacks me right in the face. and says poke. ::bows head and walks away in shame::

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:: 2004 31 October :: 2.26 pm
:: Mood: pumpkiny
:: Music: beach boys- wouldnt it be nice

QUEEN OF PUMPKINS!
YAY PUMPKIN!!!!!! I NAMED HIM TED AND IT HAS A BABY NAMED FRED! yay! me and joey went and got two pumpkins today. and then came home and carved one! its so big!!! big pumpkin!!!! yay!! Happy holloween! and joey got a new toilet....yay! but on a diffrent note, POOP! there is no diffrent note! yay!!!! my very own pumpkin!!!! yay!!!!! i love my joey =) he buys me pumpkins. yay!!!! kk, going ps. yay!
Feasher fish.

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:: 2004 24 October :: 5.42 pm
:: Music: zeromancer-nee you like a drug

penis! erm...soup..
yay! third batch of the best soup in the world today! hooray for super chef joey and sidekick felicia! its like super heros.... ::tv guy voice:: Super Chef Joey with his radioactive spatula and utility belt including his atomic egg beater, and handy pepper grinder. With sidekick Felicia!!!! ert ert ert ert!!! ::end tv voice:: so......soup anyone???

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:: 2004 21 October :: 6.25 am
:: Music: orgy-suckerface

hi
hi...im not allowed to get a cat. no cat named jack. no little kitten running aorund my room being destructive. nope. i feel kinda lonely. kind of like everything i have ever had has just been ripped from me and hidden away somewhere. and ill be damned if i can find where. because if i could then i wouldnt be typing this sad excuse for an update now would i? I wouldnt be sitting here at 6am hopeing that my some miracle joey wakes up and talks to me. or even reads my journal in less then a month ::lets out a bitter haha:: well im guna go to school. why? i dont know. its not as if i learn anything anyways.
-me. you stupid fucker.

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:: 2004 13 October :: 6.43 pm

::goes outside:: ::grabs hatchet:: ::grabs mallot:: ::punds the fuck out of it:: so yea..i cut my hand..and the bitch didnt even come off. althought it was fun as hell. =)

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:: 2004 13 October :: 6.27 pm
:: Music: Faggot-msi

ive been denied all the best ultra sex.
ive been denied all the best ultra sex.

hi.....went to best buy today with joey. bought him is birthday present and he is getting that installed on friday. faggot faggot faggot. erm....fuck me later. So....didnt go to school today. Went over to Joeys this morning and slept with him for an hour. Then came to my house and slept here. then he went to school. And I just sat here downloading songs..and being boring... I wish my mom would buy me food...that would be nice. to have food again...ok..im guna go kill my window shudder now. tah tah

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:: 2004 11 October :: 8.33 pm

i wana fuck your mom in the ass!
WOOT! what a special day!

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