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mbenznut

:: 2023 26 July :: 7.12pm

Car Throttle
"You can only piss with the dick you've got." -Jack

To The Satellite Castle

mbenznut

:: 2023 6 May :: 8.59pm

The Witcher: Blood Origin
"If you fell in a bucket of tits, you'd come up holding a cock."

To The Satellite Castle

mbenznut

:: 2022 11 November :: 10.54pm

He really needed to talk to Tony about whether or not his arm could be made to stretch. Clint had made him watch Inspector Gadget and now Bucky had ideas!

To The Satellite Castle

mbenznut

:: 2022 14 April :: 8.49pm

"I would totally bang the shit out of her, but I wouldn't like it."

To The Satellite Castle

mbenznut

:: 2021 7 September :: 8.44pm

"Wanna beer?"

"They got anything from a microbrewery?"

"Doubt it. In this county, we kick midgets, and they ain't dumb enough to put up with that, so what shorty's gonna run a brewery round here?"

To The Satellite Castle

mbenznut

:: 2021 30 July :: 4.38pm

Saying of the day, "easy as a pixie's snatch."

To The Satellite Castle

mbenznut

:: 2020 5 May :: 6.03pm
:: Music: Rise Against: Savior

“Merlin’s saggy bollocks,” Ron swore softly.

To The Satellite Castle

mbenznut

:: 2019 24 February :: 8.05pm

Insult of the day: twisted cheese eating gnome.