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:: 2010 21 May :: 10.54 pm


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:: 2010 21 May :: 5.21 pm

"Get to the back of the line like Rosa Parks!" Not something best said when drunk and in mixed company. Still fucking hilarious.

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:: 2010 21 May :: 10.50 am

I got Netflix for my Xbox on Sunday. Really nifty. The only thing I really miss is the skip feature. I'm used to being able to skip 30 seconds at a time to get through the boring parts.

So far Netflix has been suggesting good movies. Although, this morning, I watched two flops. Nine was awful. Keith was only slightly better. Or maybe it was worse. Either way they both sucked.

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:: 2010 5 May :: 6.55 am

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:: 2010 20 April :: 6.48 pm

Would somebody like to buy me this?

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:: 2010 13 April :: 10.19 pm

Damn, that gas is noble!

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:: 2010 23 March :: 10.14 am

Oh, I've never been on a cruise before. These dudes look like they're having fun...on each other.

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:: 2010 23 March :: 1.29 am

Mmm. You're just firm all over.

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:: 2010 18 March :: 9.33 am

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:: 2010 16 March :: 9.16 am

I bet you taste like Mountain Dew and Starburst.

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:: 2010 14 March :: 10.41 pm

I think that midget stripper gave me herpes.

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:: 2010 9 March :: 4.43 am

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:: 2010 9 March :: 4.40 am

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:: 2010 27 February :: 10.40 pm

Bowling isn't one of the two things guys do by themselves.

What's the second thing?

Other hand.

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:: 2010 22 February :: 11.35 pm

Wee Irish boy crying by the side of the road.
A man asks "What's wrong?"
Boy says "Me Ma is dead"
"Oh bejaysus" the man says "Do you want me to get Father O'Riley ?"
Wee boy replies"No thanks Mister, sex is the last ting on me moi nd roight now."

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:: 2010 18 February :: 8.20 am

A quarterback is like a boner at a whorehouse. You’re only as good as your protection.

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:: 2010 18 February :: 7.47 am

Don’t worry, our dicks won’t touch.

Ok, you answered my question.

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:: 2010 6 February :: 9.13 am

Hot guys

Funny old ladies

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:: 2010 3 February :: 9.16 pm

Hydrogen bomb. Time travel. Satan. Smoke Monster. Death by impaling. Body switching. Gunshot. Gunshot. Magic sand. Alternate universe. More Satan. Magic water. Resurrection. Satan.

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:: 2010 31 January :: 6.31 pm

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:: 2010 22 January :: 11.20 pm

Just for Jason.

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:: 2010 4 January :: 4.15 pm

You guys get all the fun.

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:: 2009 23 December :: 7.56 pm

Ok, I just saw the commercial for Wii: Just Dance. I have never seen a more disturbing thing in my life. (ok, maybe I have, but it’s pretty bad)

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:: 2009 12 December :: 10.33 am

"If the FCC is going to investigate anything it should be that Lambert may be compromising the reputation of gay men everywhere. Gay men have proudly worked hard for centuries to cultivate the appearance of having good taste. Tom Ford, fashion designer and the living embodiment of homo-sexy refinement, is even bringing his mission to movie theaters this month with "A Single Man.’’ And then comes Lambert with his Mystic Tan, makeup, and eyeliner to steamroll it all back dozens of years.

"Even more offensive than the bump, grind, and kiss is that Lambert is now taking it upon himself to explain why folks had a difficult time digesting his American Music Awards performance. 'People aren’t used to seeing gay men portrayed that way on TV,' he told Ellen DeGeneres last week. 'The gay male image in the media tends to be very cliché.’ So, let me get this straight. Lambert, who dresses like the immaculately conceived love child of Siegfried and Roy, is not a cliché? Cut to me giving the TV the side eye and scratching my head. He’s a bundle of clichés, and represents a very outdated image of the flamboyant gay performer. Freddie Mercury and his stretch unitards were more groundbreaking, and definitely sexier."

- Boston Globe style columnist Christopher Muther.

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:: 2009 12 December :: 9.15 am

"Just treat Clark like the princess he is!"

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:: 2009 5 December :: 1.16 am

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:: 2009 3 December :: 8.13 pm

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:: 2009 2 December :: 8.58 am

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:: 2009 26 November :: 8.44 am

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:: 2009 12 November :: 2.12 am

So, I went out drinking tonight. Ann from Homelux is great. Liam is cute too! I love laid back people who know what douche bags some of the Menard people are. Can I have Liam for Christmas? Please?!


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