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:: 2010 2 May :: 11.18 pm

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:: 2009 25 December :: 12.00 am

Merry Christmas Bitches!

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:: 2009 9 October :: 3.22 pm

Make me a offer.




It Stands 6'0"

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:: 2009 25 August :: 11.47 pm

Best Text Messages
(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.

(330): I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome

(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
(1-508): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

(724): also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

(714): we're chasing vodka with high fives

(559): Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.

(310): i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."

(704): We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
(919): If you're joking I'm going to be sad

(541): my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

(404): What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?

(303): We took shots in honor of Shark Week.

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:: 2009 20 August :: 6.43 pm


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:: 2009 12 August :: 11.25 pm


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:: 2009 3 July :: 3.47 pm

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

Douglas Adams quotes (British comic Writer, 1952-2001)

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