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2005 30 September :: 11.51am
would it be bad if I was dropped from my comp 2 class?
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2005 28 September :: 11.52am
read this in it's entirety before making judgment. thanks.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without both a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
*Re-post this if you believe that laws against gay marriage are just plain stupid.
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2005 21 September :: 10.08pm
Your Power Color Is Red-Orange
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At Your Highest:
You are warm, sensitive, and focused on your personal growth.
At Your Lowest:
You become defensive and critical if you feel attacked.
In Love:
You are loyal - but you demand the respect you deserve.
How You're Attractive:
You are very affectionate and inspire trust.
Your Eternal Question:
"Am I Respected?"
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2005 20 September :: 1.51pm
| Your Seduction Style: Au Natural | 
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. |
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2005 20 September :: 1.47pm
| You're an Expert Kisser | 
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable |
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2005 20 September :: 1.41pm
| You Are 21 Years Old | 
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
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2005 18 September :: 11.55am
(x)Napoleon Dynamite
(x)Saw
(x)White Noise
()White Oleander
(x)Anger Management
()50 First Dates
(x)Jason X
(x)Scream
(x)Scream 2
(x)Scream 3
(x)Scary Movie
(x)Scary Movie 2
(x)Scary Movie 3
(x)American Pie
(x)American Pie 2
(x)American Wedding
(x)Harry Potter
(x)Harry Potter 2
(x)Harry Potter 3
(x)Resident Evil I
(x)Resident Evil 2
()The Wedding Singer
()Little Black Book
()The Village
()Donnie Darko
(X)Lilo & Stitch
(X)Finding Nemo
()Finding Neverland
(x)13 Ghosts
(x)Signs
(X)The Grinch
(x)Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(X)White Chicks
(X)Butterfly Effect
()Thirteen going on 30
(X)I Robot
(X)Dodge ball
()Universal Soldier
(x)Lemony Snickets: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x)Along Came A Spider
(x)Deep impact
(x)KingPin
()Never Been Kissed
(X)Meet The Parents
(x)Meet The Fockers
()Eight Crazy Nights
()A Cinderella Story
()The Terminal
()The Lizzie McGuire Movie
()Passport to Paris
(x)Dumb & Dumber
(x)Dumb & Dumberer
(x)Final Destination
(x)Final Destination 2
(x)Halloween
(X)The Ring
(x)The Ring 2
(x)Harold & Kumar (white castle)
()Practical Magic
(x)Chicago
()Ghost Ship
(x)From Hell
(x)Hellboy
(x)Secret Window
(X)I Am Sam
()The Whole Nine Yards
(x)The Day After Tomorrow
(x)Child's Play
(X)Bride of Chucky
()Just Married
(x)Gothika
(x)A Nightmare on Elm Street
()Sixteen Candles
(x)Bad Boys
(x)Bad Boys 2
()Joy Ride
(x)Seven (SE7EN)
()Oceans Eleven
()Oceans Twelve
(x)Identity
()Lone Star
(x)Bedazzled
(x)Predator I
(x)Predator II
(x)Independence Day
()Cujo
(x)Pearl Harbor
()A Bronx Tale
(x)Darkness Falls
()Christine
(X)ET
(x)Children of the Corn
()My boss' daughter
()Maid in Manhattan
(x)Frailty
()Best bet
(X)Titanic
(x)How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(X)She's All That
()Calendar Girls
()Sideways
()Stepford Wives
(x)Mars Attacks
()Event Horizon
(x)Ever after
(X)Forrest Gump
(x)Big Trouble in Little China
(x)X-men 1
(x)X-men 2
(x)Euro Trip
(x)Jeepers Creepers
(x)Jeepers Creepers 2
()Catch Me If You Can
()The Others
(x)Freaky Friday
(x)Reign of Fire
()Cruel Intentions
()The Hot Chick
(x)Swimfan
()Miracle
(x)Old School
(x)Ray
()The Notebook
(x)K-Pax
(x)Monsters INC
(X)Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x)Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x)Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
()A Walk to Remember
()Boogeyman
(x)Hitch
()Back Door Sluts 9
(x)The Fifth Element
()Spiceworld
(x)Star wars episode I
(x)Star wars episode II
(x)Star wars episode IV
(x)Star wars episode V
(x)Star wars episode VI
()Troop Beverly Hills
()Swimming with Sharks
(x)Sweet home alabama
()Trainspotting
()People under the stairs
()Blue Velvet
(x)Sound of music
(X)Parent Trap
()The Burbs
()SLC Punk
(x)Happy Gilmore
(x)Meet Joe Black
(x)Wild girls
(x)Romy & Michelle's...
(X)A Clockwork Orange
()The Order
(x)Troy
(X)Spiderman
(X)Spiderman 2
()Amelie
()Mean Girls
(X)Shrek
(x)Shrek 2
()The wedding planner
(x)The Incredibles
(x)Collateral
(x)The Fast & The Furious
(X)2 Fast 2 Furious
(x)Billy Madison
()Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow
()Closer
(X)The Sixth Sense
()Artificial intelligence
(x)Love actually
()Shutter
()Ella Enchanted
()Princess diaries 1
()Princess diaries 2
()Fever Pitch
()the graduate
(x)Constantine
()Million Dollar Baby
(x)Gladiator
()Equilibrium
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2005 17 September :: 2.23am
:: Music: reel big fish 'sell out'
Why do I get so depressed when I DON'T drink???
I passed up a night of drinking with Keith (my roommate) and some of his friends. And now I feel like shit. Maybe because they're all having a jolly time and I'm not. Eh, whatever.
Tomorrow night I'm drinking. I think. And I'm telling the girl I like that I like her. I think.
Screw homework. Every once in a while I need to have some fun. I should be sleeping right now because I'm supposed to be up in 5 hours for the AIDS run, but I might go upstairs and hang out with drunken people. Maybe that will cheer me up??
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2005 14 September :: 12.21pm
*EDIT*
Your Life: The Soundtrack | Created by aiko and taken 36451 times on Bzoink | | Opening credits | The Ataris - In This Diary | | Waking up | Bright Eyes - Bowl of Oranges | | Average day | A Perfect Circle - Imagine | | First date | Blink 182 - First Date | | Falling in love | Kimberly Locke - Eighth World Wonder | | Love scene | Maroon 5 - She Will be Loved | | Fight scene | Drowning Pool - Bodies | | Breaking up | 3 Doors Down - I'm Here Without You | | Getting back together | Elton John - Your Song | | Secret love | The All American Rejects - Dirty Little Secret | | Life's okay | Switchfoot - This is Your Life | | Mental breakdown | The Who - Behind Blue Eyes | | Driving | Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. | | Learning a lesson | Everlast - What It's Like | | Deep thought | Godsmack - Serenity | | Flashback | Kansas - Dust in the Wind | | Partying | Gwen Stephani - Hollaback Girl | | Happy dance | Team America World Police - America | | Regreting | Mark Collie - In Time | | Long night alone | The Killers - Smile Like You Mean It | | Death scene | Queen - Who Wants to Live Forever | | Closing credits | Riverdance - Caoineadh Cu Chulainn | Create a Survey | Search Surveys | Go to Bzoink |
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2005 11 September :: 12.36pm
United We Stand, Now and Forever
It are update time! I really don't have anything to say, really, I just know that it's been a while since I last posted. Life is going relativly well. Got some easy classes, got a broken car, still single, still broke. Pretty much the normal stuff. I think I'm gonna try to get a job at menards, because I heard they pay well. Going to shoot for the pool leagues tonight, Kiel couldn't go because a) he didn't pay attention to the start time, and b) he didn't go to work on friday, so he had to reschedule. Oh well, we'll get Chris or Amy to shoot in his place tonight. Although, he hasn't payed dues yet, and they're due tonight, so I dunno how that's gonna work. Lindsay said I need to apply at subway today, because she thinks someone is gonna get fired. Yippie. I could be a sandwich artist. Well, that's pretty much my life in a nutshell. Peace.
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2005 7 September :: 11.52am
I'm a Straight Shooter!
I am now a member of MOZ Pool team, the Straight Shooters, along with Jake, Kiel, Carl, Steve, Chris, and Amy. Kiel has an edge, though...
He's good at pretending to be gay.
MOZ is a gay bar...
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2005 3 September :: 11.49pm
Best. Resume. Ever.
NAME: George Martin
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one
that will cooperate).
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But
seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I
wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! On my breaks - yes!
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
NEAREST RELATIVE:...7 miles
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.
Best part of the whole story?
They hired him.
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2005 3 September :: 12.50am
:: Music: straylight run "sympathy for the martyr"
college 202
I guess things are going well. I'm taking 18 credits as follows:
1. Accounting 201
2. Business Ethics 185
3. Econ 201
4. Isom 247
5. Psychology 101
6. French 101
Oh yeah, I'm taking a 19th credit at Musk. Comm. College. It's International Human Relations with Duane Schector. I hope that class doesn't put me over the edge because it already looks like I'll be living at the library (but not as much as my roommate - he's taking ridicuously hard math classes where you have to prove all these fundamental theorems).
So this is labor day weekend. I had offers to get off campus, either go to the suburbs or up to someone's lake house. I declined, mainly because I was looking forward to a quiet, relaxing weekend of solitude. People are great, but sometimes I just want to keep to myself. I'm social when I feel like it, but a lot of the times it just takes too much effort. Great, now I sound like a freak.
I'm just doing homework this weekend, hoping to catch up/ get ahead in all my classes.
I went to student ambassador retraining today. I gotta say, it feels like I'm going to a real university. All these new buildings, crowded dining halls, events going on all the time. I couldn't ask for me. Plus, I get the privlidge of having classes at our downtown campus, so it really feels like I'm in the city. I love it.
I'm really proud to call Loyola University Chicago my school, espeically in their response to the recent hurricane which made going to school in New Orleans impossible. We're accepting 400 students from Loyola New Orleans and other jesuit universities, letting them enroll in the classes that they would've been taking (this will undoubtedly cause crowding), not worrying about how it's going to get paid for, housing them with our faculty and off-campus students (except for the 53 on campus spots we have open). It's all about answering the call. Hopefully I can volunteer to show the new students around. It must be terrible to come with nothing to a new city.
In personal news, I think I'm falling for my friend. Hard. But I already know I'm not her type. oh, the misery.
To add to what's going on in my head, things with friends are different this year. People are doing their own thing. Which I respect. But it also makes me feel that I'm not as good of friends with some people, including my friend/roommate. But you know what? He's still a good guy, and if I ever needed anything I'm sure he'd help me.
I think I am going to rush Alpha Kappa Psi, the business frat here on campus, next semester. Never thought I'd be a frat boy.
You can't count on anyone but yourself.
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2005 31 August :: 4.19pm
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2005 31 August :: 3.42pm
"OMG! I Like 3.14!" ~ Sir Daniel of Wilhite
YAY! AN UPDATE!
Scoot's college schedule:
MWF - 8-11
MW - 5:30PM-7:30PM
TR - 10-11:30
Classes currently taking:
MWF 8:00 - Psyc 102 - Applied Psyc/Behavoir Modification
MWF 10:10 - TH 101 - Theatre Appreciation
MW 5:30 - Hist 101 - Western Civ/Hell a la Tosa
TR 10:10 - Eng 102 - Writing for Composition
Professors:
Psyc - Tim "I'm a morning person" Trainor
TH - Richard "Lord of Darkness" Oman
Hist - Kathy "I can't say a sentence w/o saying 'um'" Tosa
ENG - Richard "M-Effin'" Doctor
Yeah, that's me...
and gas is 3.48 a gallon...
Fuck me...
I drive a car that gets 12 miles/gallon
Fuck me sideways...
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