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:: 2006 31 July :: 10.06pm

Went to India for two weeks for a school trip.
I'm back. Our studies in ayurveda are basically going to bore you, so I won't bother you with those. Our touristy stuff I can tell you later.

I can give you a fairly good representation of one crazy day in India.

We were on our way from Delhi to Agra in a rented A/C taxi. Dr. Bauman had been chatting with the driver in Hindi, because that way they rip you off less and are less inclined to drive you to places you don't want to go just to get a commission from some shopkeeper in case you buy something.

He passed a roadside rather-shady poll collector. It's hard to tell the government officials because they look just like local people who are simply pissed that a road was built and want to take your money to get back at The Man. He passed it, but thought better of it and went back after driving about half a mile down the road. We were left in the middle of a dusty road full of other vehicles.

Dr. Bauman turns around. "So, since it's been a while since the first time I was here, what are you guys really finding interesting now that you're here?"

"What's interesting?" was the general response. "What do you mean, have we seen anything interesting?"

Then, the circus began.

A woman approached the car with a handful of beaded necklaces. "Beads, madam. Madam. Madam. Hello." She tapped on the window. She called through the window. She clinked the beads against the glass window where they rattled and clattered and jingled. No amount of telling her no in English or Hindi would dissuade her.

A man walked by on the side of the road followed by two bears on leashes.

By this point we were laughing hysterically, far too involved in how rediculous this was to actually pay attention to how many rupees the necklace woman wanted.

A fakir arrived on the scene, fully arrayed in robes, turban and beard, coming from behind the car with monkeys trailing behind. One or more of them leapt up on our van, clinging to my window (Reread. MY WINDOW.) and gyrating violently in a distinctly sexual manner. We now had the beadwoman, two bears, and a humping monkey seven inches from my face. The laughter contined.

When the fakir noticed that we remained unenticed by his monkey, the animal disappeared. He crept up to my window and began stroking it muttering something about rupees. I looked up and we all collapsed in laughter again. Noticing we still hadn't opened our window and given him money, he raised up to the window a damn cobra. A cobra, people. As Dr. McGrath said, "If he thinks showing us the snake is the best way to get us to roll down the window he has really misjudged his audience!"

The tears flowed, the laughter continued. Still probably not the reaction he was hoping for, but he really didn't want to give up.

Then our driver came back to rescue us as a clown (yes, a clown, in full getup and a plastic clown mask) walked down the street away from us. I guess someone told him that the circus was over and the foreigners were on the move.

See anything interesting, Bauman?

Nah. Who are you kidding. *whistles generic circus theme and walks away with her hands in her pockets*

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:: 2006 20 July :: 7.36am

Heres an update for you.

Im looking an another wonderful weekend of overtime, which means no going out with the guys on friday. I got a girlfriend whos wither pissed at me or lvoes me and any given moment, it serves to throw me off. As if I was good at this balance thing...Anywho, my paychecks are nice, but I could do without the government and old and sick people taking a hundred and something out of it every week. Greedy old sick bastards.

As it stands we'll be working overtime every weekend from now till likely september if we can't get some new employees that actually make it more than two days. You would think that we were running around in a combat zone, on top of an active volcano, backwards with how hard people claim the work is. Two words, It's not. I've been there almost two months and I can do 10 to 12 hours of production in 8 hours. I made production the second night I was there. Give me a break they act like its hard or something.

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:: 2006 21 June :: 9.32pm
:: Mood: aggravated

So Im still being eStalked over the internet. Likely I know this person, and likely Its someone who knows better than to do this stupid shit. I hate people sometimes...most of the time.

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:: 2006 12 June :: 10.29pm

Off to work folks. Gotta go put those death rays and evil robot minons togethers so night night folks.

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:: 2006 11 June :: 12.43am

Note to self


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:: 2006 11 June :: 12.10am

For future reference...twinkys may be light and hellishly absorbant, they will not absorb radiation or artillery shells or missles or swords much less ninjas. This experiment was doomed form the start...

Now, on too figuring out what can replace twinkys...what doesn't discentegrate in milk? Oh yeah the chex cereal stuff...i could make like a chain link shirt of it...but it would only be useful against the milkaloids of the Milk Planet...or people using milk as a weapon....

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:: 2006 11 June :: 12.04am

In retrospect of the second Twinky Experiment, I know now why they call it sponge cake....however, my milk is all chunky and nasty now...its will no longer be easy to drink.

Twinky's absorb too fast, but I may be able to make a Twinky absorbtion control device to slow the process down.

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:: 2006 10 June :: 11.59pm


Twinky Experiment

so this is what I learned:

Milk discentigrates twinkys.

I can come to two possible out comes:
1) My milk is acidic
2) Twinky's are far too absorbant and will not protect against teh radiation or missles they absorb.
3) Milk is the anti-twinky? Kills twinkys dead.

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:: 2006 10 June :: 11.55pm


Conducting Twinky Experiment 1

Are twinkys absorbant?

Twinky placed in milk, leave it there for 2 minutes i will.

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:: 2006 15 May :: 12.51am

Out of the blue
with an update. So Im pretty much done with school, and not im looking for a full time job of sorts and suffering thru my time at marios each week. I can only hope my search comes to an end soon.

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