:: 2008 3 August :: 5.04 am

More music ranting. Arbys will kill me.
If I can find better reasoning to snap than 12 hours of a radio station thats dedicated to playing the most overplayed songs 'over and over again', I'll snap; I'll snap good. I'll snap with the kind of clean break from reality that is usually accompanied by murderous rage or uncontrollable urges to jump off buildings.

I can only imagine a reason to snap better than 12 hours of 'Kissed a girl' repeated in forty minute increments would involve harmful chemicals accidentally imbibed whilst cleaning toxic mold in an unventilated space; Some other physical or chemical stress could tax ones health enough to mimic the absolute emptiness that song makes me feel after a few hundred times, but I have yet to experience it.

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:: 2008 28 July :: 12.11 am

Ohh fark. I loves you.
"And I'm sure none of the engineers here were taught by teachers."

"Of course not. They sprung, full-formed, from the head of Hephaestus with a TI-84 in one hand and a copy of the Cliff's Notes for The Fountainhead in the other."

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:: 2008 26 July :: 5.23 am

I might be tempted to buy a cd for the first time in a great long while.
The two man gentlemen band has three of them. I only have a copy of 1.

I also want to buy a live algae strain - but that shits'spensive.

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:: 2008 23 July :: 3.56 am

Summer is actually closing up here soon. Not near enough monopoly or hanging out with people. Not that there are more than a handful of people I care to see often.

In any case - today sucked. Work turned into a close shift cause the closer wanted to leave. I guess she sensed the bad voodo curse that was hexed onto the place or somthing.

I managed to nearly kill myself, cut myself on a broom handle, and burn myself rather badly. And my mananger almost knocked herself out. Twice; and bruised up her shoulder.

I also overdosed on pain med's - but that was intentional (finger still hurt like hell). Who needs a liver anyway?

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:: 2008 21 July :: 6.16 am

It was odd - I was crying but not. The dew was just so thick that it pooled up and ran down my face as I rode home. Mini rain drops suspended in place.

I really really wonder about our society sometimes. People run around and 'listen' to music, and hold no grasp on what it means or what message is inherent to its words.

Some instances get really bad. In particular its when a song gets popular for reasons completely unrelated to the song itself.

First case in point. MORE COWBELL. SNL propelled Dont Fear the Reaper into a lot of fame. Or - at least the first 30 seconds of it. I saw two people in the same night with "More cowbell" shirts on. I wonder if they have any clue that the song is about couples offing themselves to achieve transcendent love? Most likely not - because the ones that do know that are probably just annoyed that a pretty good song got turned into an internet cliche.
Perhaps I should just figure people are more swayed by SNL than the song, and that the song really has nothing to do with it other than an odd choice of percussion instruments.

The one that really gets me though is that god awful "Superman that hoe" song that refuses to die off of the airwaves.

Doesnt ANYBODY know what the hell this song is about? Anyone?

To quoth the Urban Dictionary.
when you ejaculate on a girls back then put a blanket on her so when she stands up the blanket sticks therefore making her look like she has a cape.


But hey - the songs still cool - cause its got its own dance; and everyone else likes it too. So its got that going for it. Plus - it gets played alot; which also means its good and should be liked by everyone.

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:: 2008 14 July :: 2.55 am

I almost forgot, tomorrow's going to be a very interesting news day.

The F&F fallout is going to be amazing - unless they inject taxpayer money into the system, or all of china invests every last American dollar they own into it.

I imagine they will try and prop it up untill... ohh... sometime soonish.... mabye after they dont need to worry about it anymore.

The more I look at it - the more I think there will be no second term for whatever party gets the win.

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:: 2008 14 July :: 2.18 am

The cops were out in force tonight.
I saw 3 driving around, and another two pulling a guy over caddie-corner to Bzoink headquarters. And another 1 pulling a guy in the gas station parking lot.

I didnt even know we had so many.
I was waiting for one of them to yell at me for driving on the road with a bike.

I was also past by two; yes, two, civilian vehicles (minus two coworkers) the entire 4 miles home.

They could not have picked a less busy night to swarm Cedar Springs.
Ah well.

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:: 2008 12 July :: 3.46 am

It was a great night to forget my headlight
The fireflys were out in such force that I could of swore tinkerbell had crash landed in the dark somewhere. Like the world was covered in glitter; only awsome - and it did not get stuck all over me.

Bha... I hate glitter.

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:: 2008 30 June :: 12.43 am

I think; for nearly the first time in the entirety of my education; I would take more classes than I need to to fufill full time status. (ifing I had spare change)

I think I would take some more biology classes.
I'll have to see how transfering goes; but If I have a job - then I'm not sure I would want to take a ton of classes.

But if I dont have a job - tons of classes are a no go anyway.

Ahh well. I've time.

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:: 2008 29 June :: 3.47 am

Freinds page hopping used to be a fun woohu pastime; it just doesnt work anymore. Two hops and your either at a dead end or fairly close to where you started.

I had another near encounter with a large terrestrial animal on the White pine trail tonight.
I really wish Michigan allowed use of that bear mace; cause I know one of these nights I'm going to run into a pissed off dog, or dear, or hell; why not, a bear.

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:: 2008 28 June :: 3.16 pm

Please,
Do Not Autoclave the BUBBLES THE FISH II'tm Reusable aerosol mask.

Ne traitez pas a l'autoclave le masque pulverisateur BUBBLES THE FISH II'tm.

No esterilice en autoclave la mascara aerosol BUBBLES THE FISH II'tm.

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:: 2008 23 June :: 1.07 am

George Carlin just died.

Someone fire up an airplane.

(edit)
The more I think about this, the more I know I'll never get the chance to see him live.

He will not soon be matched, either his early work, or his newer political and philisophical work. I was fond of his late work, and people like Lewis Black are no replacment for what was far more than simple anger. Carlin was a type of commentary, anger, genius, and comedy mixed in such a way that those different aspects worked with each other, as opposed to against the overall messege and entertainment.

I think I'm depressed now; I think I'll go to sleep.

R.I.P.

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:: 2008 19 June :: 7.52 pm

First negative side effect of being employed.
I look like a minor again, although I think I might be able to get away with having sideburns.

I miss the fuzzy patch I kept going on my chin, it gave me something to fiddle with.
Now I'm back to unbending paper clips and thinking too much.

(edit)

We recently took a picture of a wave of light, and found ice on mars.
Its been a good year for the human critter.

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:: 2008 19 June :: 6.28 pm

Bah; everyone getting jobs, having lives.
Now I have a job; Zach has a 3rd one., Shea'bob has 2.
Things do not bode well for getting more board games going.

This is saddening.
But then, so is being dirt poor I suppose.

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:: 2008 14 June :: 12.15 am

Blast it. Having a job is going to cut into my free time.

Ohh wait.... all I have is free time.

hmm.

(edit - trying to stop updating so @#$@#ing much)

The water just broke through, and this time its happening to white people.

5 bucks says someone on cnn gets their pantys in a bunch when everyone freaks.

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