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2006 22 June :: 4.04 pm
Guess where I am? I'm at eDen! But this isn't an eDen computer, it's my sexy macbook!
Too SEXY!!!!
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2006 20 June :: 8.05 pm
My lappy came.
It is small and sexy.
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2006 15 June :: 12.45 am
Not sure on either of these names.
Ann Coultier is the bizarro world Adrienne McCluer.
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2006 13 June :: 10.50 pm
So I was about to Alias her as "Ex Girlfriend" then I realized that would be half the girls on my list. I'm such a loser.
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2006 13 June :: 7.16 pm
Within 7 business days, I should be enjoying my new Macbook Lappy and my freeish iPod Nano.
18th B Day for the win!
I'm applying for jobs, and for "Rate of Pay Desired" I put in $6.12, because that's what I made at my last job. It must look kind of strange to the employers though. "He wants $6 and twelve cents, and not a penny less!"
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2006 6 June :: 11.34 pm
Today was pretty great.
Only one thing could have made it better.
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2006 1 June :: 12.06 am
WHY CAN'T WE BOTH BE NORMAL?
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2006 30 May :: 11.06 pm
Pshaw.
1. I chew on things. Pencils, pens, phone antennas.
2. I drink from the water sprayer on my sink. The one you're supposed to do dishes with. I stick it in my mouth and turn it on.
3. I've cheated on almost every girlfriend I've ever had.
4. I'm no where near as confident as you might think I am. About anything. Especially if you're a girl I like. I probably don't tell you shit about me.
5. I used to read sosauve.com.
6. I act super conceited both because I think it's funny and to guard myself against my own insecurities.
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2006 30 May :: 10.58 pm
Tagged? For what? Oh, becuase this is what I'm doing.
So this is how it rolls: List ten (10) things you want to say to ten (10) different people. Do not state who these people are. Do not confirm or deny any 'comment speculation'.
1. I think I might love you.
2. You know I can't live without you.
3. I think we are quite possibly perfect for each other, except for that one spark.
4. What will I do without you?
5. How can you leave me like this?
6. Did you really believe me when I told you that?
7. I'm not gay!
8. I think I made the wrong decision, saying what I did.
9. I never loved you.
10. I will always love you. There will always be a part of my heart devoted to you.
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2006 28 May :: 3.24 pm
I want to do something.
Anything.
Seriously, who's free this week?
Anything but Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, or Saturday. So, Um... Friday.
I'm still 17, so no clubs, sorry.
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2006 26 May :: 10.18 am
www.schlockmercenary.com
There are more Schlock Mercenary comic strips then there are Calvin and Hobbes.
Webcomics are the future!
Ok, so I was planning on buying a Wii. Then I saw a 360. Then I saw Oblivion. Then I saw the Mass Effect preview. Then I remembered that I am going to get good internet soon. Internet good enough to run Live on.
The only reason I wanted a Wii was the substantially lower price, and Super Mario Galaxy. That was it. But now...
Someone needs to buy me a 360.
Any takers?
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2006 20 May :: 10.41 pm
:: Mood: angry
Me and you, we're gonna have to throw down.
Charlie may be dancing the foxtrot, but I'll be fucked if I'm going to stand around wearing a dress.
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2006 15 May :: 4.17 am
Life Lessons
Just because they're all talking about anime all the time doesn't mean they're not all talking about sex all the time.
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2006 14 May :: 7.10 am
So I didn't get to meet Addison's canadian, or see Addison, or Spud, or the billion other people that were supposed to be there.
Fucking mother's day. I mean, she deserves it, and she's a great mother, and all that good stuff, but that doesn't mean I can't complain when it gets in the way of my party.
Good food though. Still, I don't think Maxfields is worth the price.
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2006 12 May :: 5.32 am
I hate jet lag.
I was up at four.
On the plus side, I got to watch Gargoyles. That show kicks so much ass. I wonder if they have DVDs of that yet.
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2006 9 May :: 11.16 pm
I love you.
That is all.
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2006 9 May :: 3.46 pm
All the cool kids are doing it.
That's not a real possum, I think. All the possums I've ever dealt with are much uglier.
And hissing.
Fucking Possums.
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2006 8 May :: 9.44 am
So Michelle made me a myspace.
I did not make me a myspace.
I do not plan on using a myspace.
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2006 6 May :: 4.16 pm
Good news for you, not so much for me.
So I'm boarding the plane on Wednesday, I should be back on Thursday, unless the international date line fucks things up, then I might be home on Katilsday.
Further bulletins as events warrant.
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2006 5 May :: 11.58 pm
Hopefully at least Keriana will get this one.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Mel Gibson... even in stick form you are so damn attractive.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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2006 5 May :: 7.38 pm
Keriana is a big weirdo.
Spread the word.
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2006 3 May :: 12.29 pm
On organ donating.
When I die, I want the carbon from my body used to make orphan-piercing bullets.
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2006 2 May :: 1.53 pm
Does it not seem as though me and Michelle both have crushes on Stacy?
Keira Knightley reminds me of Stacy. Don't know why.
It's a lot like how Jennifer Garner reminds me of Justine. She looks like her for one second at the beginnning of the movie and it clicks in my head and then I just can't get the thought out of it.
Maybe I'm just crazy.
It didn't happen when I watched PotC.
So I really want an iced coffee. I'm thinking of going to starbucks after school. It would involve another bus though. I don't know if I could do it.
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2006 2 May :: 1.25 pm
I hope she lets him do her.
In the butt.
Yeah.
Wow.
When I first heard about this, it seemed insane.
But I'm pretty sure nothing else ever made more sense than this.
IN THE BUTT!
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2006 2 May :: 8.58 am
Whenever I make a post with html, I have to fix it quick, becuase I almost always post it in BB code. My first forays into onlineness was freaking ezboard, so now whenever I write something I think back to the bb code used for all that.
And I have to fix it quick before Phil comments that I'm a retard.
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2006 2 May :: 8.50 am
Alkaline Trio - Stupid Kid
There are things that used to make me smile
One of them was you for just a little while
You left me for dead so far away
I replaced you with fear and shame
You'll be happy on the day I die
There are things that used to make me laugh
But now they're deeply buried in the past
I left them there so far away
Replaced my humor with my pain
I'll be happy on the day it dies
Remember when I said I love you
Well forget it I take it back
I was just a stupid kid back then
I take back every word that I said
There are things that used to make you cry
One of them was me for just a little while
Why is it that you had to say
Goodbye in your special way
You slashed the tires on my car
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2006 28 April :: 8.27 am
Everytime I read Your Band Sucks, there is at least one line I can take and use in daily life. If I ever work for Rolling Stone, and get to interview a band that sucks, I know at least one question I'll ask them.
"So did Rock and Roll kill your parents when you were a kid, and you swore revenge by desecrating it's memory?"
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2006 26 April :: 11.35 am
Let's do it with Democracy!
http://www.ipdemocracy.com/archives/001452new_bill_toughens_copyright_penalties_and_police_powers.php
"[T]he draft legislation, the Intellectual Property Protection Act of 2006, will also expand federal police wiretapping and enforcement powers.
McCullough says the bill goes to great lengths to expand the punishable acts of copyright infringement. For example, attempted copyright infringement would become a federal crime punishable by up to ten years in prison."
You know that everytime you're shown a major motion picture in school, that's copywrite infringement? Read the FBI warning. For private use only, not to be displayed at schools, oil rigs, etc.
You know what the penalty for having child pornography on your computer is? 7 years.
So all of our teachers who showed us movies, are guilty of a worse crime than the teachers who touch themselves to pictures of 12 year old boys.
Write your congressmen and tell them you do not support the Intellectual Property Protection Act of 2006.
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2006 25 April :: 5.27 pm
www.shortpacked.com
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2006 25 April :: 5.13 pm
Do they circumcise horses?
Do they circumcise horses?
Do they circumcise horses?
Do they circumcise horses?
More than any other html, italics are the most important. Those sentences have 4 different meanings.
Really though, do they circumcise horses? The only person I know to ask is Lindsey, and she might think it's inappropriate.
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