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| HipHulaGirl (profile) wrote, on 8-26-2002 at 11:28pm | |
| Current mood: Ressa's wrist = painful Music: The Goo Goo Dolls - Big Machine Subject: Crazy Aunt Ressa... |
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| Some of us have already had this discussion. For those of you who don't know... i'm going to be really wacky one day with my sister's and friend's kids. I'll say things like "look kiddo there's a cigarette on the ground! Better take up smoking while it's free!"... Today we had a conversation about what kind of gramma i'd be (when i'm like 80). I'll have an electric scooter with hydraulics, and a walker with a cup holder and a build in sound system. We even went through conversations I'd have. One of 'em went like this: Me: Bring me my rum bastard! Grandkid: Mom! Gramma called me a bastard again! Mom: Is that true mother? Me: Of course not sweetie, could I just have a bit of rum? *mom turns around and leaves... I flick her off* I'm going to be a whack old lady... maybe not. In anycase... the quote of the day was "Bring me my rum BASTARD!" This was all discussed over grub at O'Charlie's following the spiking of Cory's hair with the tub-o-gel. We had like 3 bowls of soup and a platter of chicken fingers and fries. Bekie was paying and the waiter (Ryan who was HOT!) brought the check saying "as long as you don't tell the manager, I only charged you for the chicken" YAY! free food! So he scored points for being really hot and giving us free food... and in turn scored a $10 tip. WE also did the tradition of leaving things other than the tip. Last time there was gum and change and sugar, and a tampon. This time it was a signed sugar packet, and a note on the back of the reciept saying things like "We like flying monkeys" and "Ryan rocks my socks" and the URLs to the websites. I would have asked him for his number if not for Bek and Al's endless quest and fuss for a prom date. On the way out we did the ritual "Signing of the take out menus". A good time was had by all. |
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STOPSTARINGATMYPENUSOKTHNXBYBY | 08-26-02 11:57pm |
STOPSTARINGATMYPENUSOKTHNXBYBY | Dunno what happened to the last one..., 08-26-02 11:58pm I think our grandkids will love us! |
showgirlsweetheart | you got it all wrong, 08-27-02 4:01pm I'm sure that it would be more like this if it was your kid and grandkid
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pendragon | bastards and take out, 08-27-02 4:09pm if you morphed those 2 stories together, you'd get this:
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rockon14 | oh yeah, 08-31-02 3:35pm he was hot! but i already got a prom date! wooooooooo! go me! when your a grandma, i'll be sure to bring you some rum for christmas |