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|mudpiegrl (profile) wrote, |
on 4-11-2004 at 4:28pm
|Current mood: amused
|its weird...my toenail is bruised....like purple...but it doesnt hurt.....
~The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself...
*can you do that?
~my dear, sweet child...thats what i do...its what i live for...to help unfortunate merfolk, like yourself...poor souls with no one else to turn to...
I admit that in the past ive been a nasty
they werent kidding when they called me well, a witch
but youll find that nowadays, ive mended all my ways
repented, seen the light and made the switch,
and i fortunatly know a little magic,
its a talent that i always have possessed,
and dear lady, please dont laugh,
i use it on behalf of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed
Poor unfortunate souls, in pain, in need
this one longing to be thin and that one wants to get the girl and do i help them?
Those poor unfortunate souls, so sad, so true
they come flocking to my cauldron,
crying spells that they need,
and i help them, yes i do.
Now its happened once or twice,
someone couldnt pay the price...
and im afraid i had to rake 'em 'cross the coals,
yes, ive had the odd complaint,
but on the whole ive been a saint
to those poor unfortunate souls!!
~now have we got a deal
*if i become human, ill never be with my father or sisters again...
~but...youll have your man...life's full of tough choices, i'nt it?
Oh! and there is one last thing...we havent discussed the subject of paym-
*but i dont have any-
~im not asking much, just a token, merely trifle...what i want from you is...your voice...
*but without my voice, how can i-?
~you'll have your looks, your pretty face...and dont under estimate the importance of....body language...ha!
the men up there dont like a lot of blabber...
they think a girl who gossips is a bore
yes, on land its much preferred
for ladies not to say a word
after all, what is idle prattle for?
com'on they're not all that impressed with conversation,
true gentlemen avoid when they can
but they dote and swoon and fawn
on a lady who's withdrawn
its's she who holds her tongue who gets her man
com'on you poor unfortunate soul
go ahead, make your choice,
im a very busy woman and i havent got all day
it wont cost much, just your voice
ya poor unfortunate soul
its sad but true:
if you want to cross a bridge my sweet
you've got to pay the toll
take a gulp and take a breath
go ahead and sign the scroll
flotsam, jetsom, now i got her boys
the boss is on a roll!
these poor unfortunate souls!!!!!!!
(crazy spell here...)
...the winds of the caspian sea!!
la voche to me!
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I love that movie. Beauty and the Beast is my favorite though.
yay!, 04-11-04 10:11pm
jesus kid, you rock. LATER! :-)