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lizster540 (profile) wrote, on 4-12-2004 at 9:11pm | |
condom slogans 1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP 2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP UR WHACKER 3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT UR WILLY 4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD UR SPOUT 5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER UR BONER 6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD UR DONG 7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT. 8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER UR MONKEY 9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE 11. IT W!ILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP UR PETER 12. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP UR DICK 13. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE UR MEAT 14. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP UR MEMBER 15. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER 16. DONT BE A FOOL, PROTECT UR TOOL 17. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT UR ERECTION 18. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL 19. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE! Oh my God...I have NO life |
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