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2010 9 March :: 3.19am
:: Music: This Is Sparta Remix
Soccer?
So I was watching a youtube video that featured a clip of that soccer player getting headbutted, and I think I really need to revaluate my opinion of the headbutt to the chest as a combat move. That guy crumpled.
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2010 1 February :: 4.29am
In an alternate universe.
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2010 11 January :: 3.04am
Blink 182
Is it wrong that for my whole entire life, whenever I hear about dogs getting fucked in the ass it will make me smile?
January will always be remembered.
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2010 4 January :: 2.52am
If I say that there's a guy in Detroit who will kill a person to make fifty dollars, no one argues with me.
If I say there's a guy in Washington who will kill a person to make fifty million dollars, people call me a conspiracy nut.
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2009 26 December :: 3.56am
You know in cartoons when someone runs through a wall? I'm pretty sure that if I picked a good spot (no studs), I could do that.
P.S. If any programmer is feeling bored, I discovered that you can not find a 40 meter dash to mph converter online. So yeah, that could be fun.
P.P.S. Do you think I'd get any street cred if I beat up Ben Folds? I feel like this also is within the realm of possibility.
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2009 3 December :: 10.32pm
Cyber Empires, anyone?
Using DOS makes me feel like I am hunting with an atlatl. Especially because I am always impaired and forget the commands. So it's like the first time, every time. I'm like, "What is this primitive device?" and then I use my superior logic skills and I conquer the ancient technology.
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2009 27 November :: 3.17am
:: Music: Jonathan Coultan - We Will Rock You
Thoughts from the hour in which I had a Woohu tab open.
Fuck Elvis, David Carradine, and anyone else who ever got big for being the best white guy for the job.
I wish I lived in Eastern Europe. From what I've seen, I'd have the best hair and teeth there. I mean, the teeth thing I can understand, you need complicated surgeries and medical equipment and all that for advanced dentistry. But why does everyone have a terrible haircut?
So looking back at Deerhoof's history, I guess they're not my favorite band. But Offend Maggie might be my favorite album. Next step, exchange money for said album.
I am pretty pissed off about all this stuff that society decided without asking me. I mean, who are dead people to tell me what to do?
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2009 11 November :: 3.22am
The Human Condition: Fear, or Loneliness? Discuss.
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2009 9 November :: 5.54pm
Recent Events
Recent events are rather uneventful.
Anyone want to become a coyote with me? I've looked up prices, we can charge $2000 a person and be a bargain. It can't be that hard, but we should take some practice hikes beforehand.
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2009 3 November :: 1.54am
Wait for me.
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