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:: 2008 19 June :: 12.51 pm
:: Music: Lil Wayne - Lolipop

I bought Mass Effect for my 360. Its pretty sweet, wish that it was like 10 hours longer but eh what can you do. If anyone wants to burn me a copy of Lil Wayne - Carter 3 it would be much abliged. What have you windbags been up to you?

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:: 2008 28 April :: 2.21 pm

This is why i hate Devin Hester.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgn-4BLeLsc

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:: 2008 10 April :: 1.49 am

i cannot wait for Matt serra and the GSP rematch. ufc has taken over....goodbye boxing.

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:: 2008 8 March :: 10.54 am

Greatest music video ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_VI7MAoWjc

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:: 2008 19 February :: 4.32 pm
:: Music: Kottonmouth Kings - The Munchies

Great Song
(DADDY X)I got the munchies im feelin kinda hungry
Im at the grocery fillin up the humvee
These cereal boxes is lookin kinda funny: captain crunch, sugar smacks, and that trix bunny
Its like loadyland, disney for a stoner
Or viagra for your needy boner
Aisle after aisle I forgot what I came for
The store is closing but I gotta get me more munchies for a big night of kickin it
We bought an ounce an we packin it and rippin it
Richter go fire up the flame pit, grab the acoustic, strung naturalmistic
Hot tub yea you know its bubblin, but first I gotta stop my stomach from grumbling
Tasty, all aphrodisiacs, I got the munchies, weres the snack pack

(RICHTER)
bbq chips, and plenty of refreshments
Gummy bears, microwavables, mini thinmints
Ice cream, beef jerky, and candy bars
Del taco, get a number 4 with no sauce (extra cheese)
Vanilla shakes, sugar outta a straw (pixie sticks)
Now and laters, peach jolly ranchers, and buttered popcorn (I got the munchies)
Chocolates, fizzie sticks, cookies and otter pops
Reeses peices cups, tangy taffy, cracker jack box
My stomachs so hungry I need some mad munchies
How many g’s we’d smoked nobody ever really believe
Felt like a track meet meet, inhaling smoked heavily, barely time enough to take an air of breath and breathe
Now in straight cravin a BLT with extra bacon
No onions I don’t need my breathe to be stankin
Now for deserts let’s see what we got for some options
Dairy Queen, Marie CalendarS, or Baskin Robins
The clerk was cool at the 31 flavors
He let everybody make their own shit and yes he gave us…
…everything for free 50 free no charge
So we got an 8th of weed and two girlies in his car
Passably stoner Plus my gut was still growlin louder than a pack of coyotes for moon howlin
3 am 7-11 thankin god cause stoners heaven 24 theY never ever close the shop

(DADDY X)
(munchies) kisses and coco puffs
Fritos, chili cheese, Crunch N' Munch,
(I got the munchies) drumsticks, chocolate, cookie dough
Cheetos flaming hot and mangos
(I got the munchies) Smoothies, burritos with extra cheese
Jalapeños, hot sauce, or jolly lemon squeeze
(I got the munchies) nachos, pepperoni pizza
Hot wings, french fries and slurpees
(I got the munchies)

(D-LOC)
Im hungry as a motherfucker you know I got the munchies
I keep it gangsta, start dippin Oreo cookies
Soak em till they get soggy, let em fall apart till the bottom of my cup
Turn it up and drink it like coffee
You know I got the munchies when im at 7-11 gettin a slurpee and some nachos then bounce out to Del taco
Go get a chicken casadilla then I bought us some vato
Just ask my girl about my munchies holmes
Where the weed I need a ripp
Hurry up, pack it quick, light it up, let it fly
Feel the bud get you high
Take a trip, im gon’ dip, into space, off the kind, in my mind, imma find another place for my rhyme
I got the mother fuckin munchies
So I think ill go eat this one girl named Allison's pussy

(RICHTER)
Cherry icees, whatchamacallits,
twizzlers, bubbalicious, nachos and chili dogs
(I got the munchies)
Hostess, fruits pies and cupcakes
Twinkies, zingers, crumb doughnuts with some cool-aid
Rice krispie treat, Ritz cheez-its
Frozen grapes, grilled sandwiches with ranch please
Banana splits, string cheese, double-doubles
Golden grams, cinnamon and sugar covered churros
(I got the munchies)
I GOT THE MUNCHIES
I GOT THE MUNCHIES
I GOT THE MUNCHIES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(SWEET DICK WILLY) THEM MOTHER FUCKERS GOT THE MUNCHIES

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:: 2008 15 February :: 1.26 pm

Funniest shit EVER. Chipmunks are the greatest rappers alive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdddxfGe-EI

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:: 2008 13 February :: 2.40 am

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you

Probley one of the best quotes of the movie, not gonna lie.

I rented 3:10 to Yuma tonight. It was pretty fucking sweet movie. It makes me want to go rebuy gun for my 360. Oh wait....red ring of death -.-

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:: 2008 7 February :: 6.38 pm

So my mom is doing her crossword like normal. She asks me a question about one "Star Wars Letters" and she has an s and d in but cant get the last letter. Instantly i think of star destoryer and see if i can go from there. I say to her well theres a ship called a star destroyer but.... and my dads goes a shit called a star destroyer?! made me laugh pretty hard.

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:: 2008 5 February :: 2.56 pm

So Giants win, and Pats didnt. Makes me happy.

Oh and Broke Lesnar is stupid and doesnt know how to fight for shit and tapped out in like the first 2 minutes of his fight. Regardless someone will say he was rocking Frank Mir. Truth be told, Brock sucks. Watch the fight and look at his stance, and how he seems like hes not sure what he should be doing. Hes probley still getting used to actually hitting someone.

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:: 2008 19 January :: 8.08 pm
:: Music: Wyclef - Sweetest girl

Yawn. Last night was something else. I love it when I black out.

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:: 2007 31 December :: 3.59 am

La famila. I love that i have two legit families. All i gotta say is my niggas since day one.

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:: 2007 17 December :: 2.12 pm

Christmas comes early w00t. Cannot wait to wreak fools on CoD4. MP44 ftw

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:: 2007 7 December :: 2.50 am
:: Music: MC Chris - FTW

MC Chris is probley the greatest thing to ever happen to white rappers. Check him out, you will be entertained.

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:: 2007 3 October :: 5.49 pm
:: Music: Weezy - Top Back (Seat down low)

Red Flannel for the win. People at work were asking me at work what exactly we do up there. I told them I go with no plans, except for partying hard and seeing my town act like a buncha idiots. W00T.

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:: 2007 27 September :: 11.51 am

Vick is a dumbass. Not only does he get involved with one dog fighting ring, he's linked to another where the owner/leader was found murdered execution style. Then he fails a piss test. Laugh, rot in hell you ignorant fuck. I hope inmates have their way with your ass. Pun intented.

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