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:: 2007 5 April :: 7.44 pm

Test your knowledge of Clutch. What song references Star Wars charaters directly?


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:: 2007 26 March :: 5.38 pm

My sneak skill is > yours.

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:: 2007 25 March :: 3.57 pm

Standing out with the tshirt on, playing fetch with the German Sheperds, just bullshitting with the guys. I love not having snow to ruin everything. Oh yeah, looking at these nice obediant dogs, that would do anything for their master. It got the gears turning in a way that would violate probation. That shit would be hardcore.

Edit: Me Bizz and Triple are the next Beastie Boys.

Edit: Spit up blood again, throat is so damn raw.

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:: 2007 24 March :: 2.02 pm

Three Six Mafia, Kanye West, Project Pat. Side 2 Side remix = amazing

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:: 2007 22 March :: 4.54 pm

Tomorrow. Get out of work, wait until best buy opens. Get the new Three Six Mafia and Bob Seger cds, and possibly the old Atmosphere cd. After that, dont know. Seems like the plans i had arnt going to work out, which makes me want to fucking puke. Oh, people who think that rain is a wheather condition in which you must slow down to 10 under the speed limit on the highway need to fucking die. Learn how to handle the elements, or buy a car that fits the state you live in. Jackasses. OMG ITS WATER, HIT THE BREAKS AHHHHHH. I hope the fleas from a million camels infested your pubic area.

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:: 2007 21 March :: 7.18 pm

Just curious, is it ironic when i make references towards god, or say amen even though i dont believe? anyone?

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:: 2007 20 March :: 7.44 pm

Haha. Fuck the police. 29 or so state officers are getting laid off. Dumb bitch of a govener. Heres the rational.

Lets buy brand spankin new Dodge Chargers for the state cops.

Lets cut 29 state cops from the budget.

How can you argue against that hypocricy.

I want one of those Chargers.

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:: 2007 20 March :: 4.59 pm

I just want everybody to remember that almost every war ever fought has been because of politics, or religion. What ever happened to being an idealist?

Edit: If you're going to be a figurehead for global warming, i want to see windmills or solar panels all over your estate. Call it a little much, but dont make a movie and then fly under the radar. Perhaps if that happens you'll get a nobel peace prize and get more free plublicity.

Also, I sedomly get involved in politics so dont judge me, and dont label me. Its always abot whos right and whos wrong, and never about what really matters.

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:: 2007 19 March :: 6.35 pm
:: Music: RATM - Calm like a bomb

Ranting
Im curious. Why is America sending aid to Africa for AIDS relief, and why do I always see commercials for sending money to help countries children that many of us will never visit in our life time. Our own countrymen should be first, not some other backwater country. America started out as a shit country, and we fought our way to the top of worlds food chain. Why are we so concerned with other countries poor and sick, but not our own? we should be helped our own poor and sick before aid for other countries should ever even be considered. Hypocritical at best, in my opinion. I know that it "makes the world a better place", however before we make the world a better place, we should make our homeland one. Dont get me wrong, no child should go without food or medicine, but i care more for an american child then anyother child. Our country has its slums, and its hoods that arent that far off from some tree hut (not ment to be racial, but realistic) villages in Africa. Im not speaking about bums either, bums can burn in hell. Most bums put themselves in the path that their own, however some are born into it. Im talking about the families that use the same shoes and clothes for periods of time that would make most of us cringe. The hard working families that get payed shit, and have to support 2 kids on top of rent, utilites, and food. The families that live in roach infested apartments that were like that years before they even thought about moving into it. Some people dont choose the situation their put into, but they deal with it. They soldier on without anything to look forward to except that maybe their kids will graduate high school, and get a decent job. America needs to return to isolationism. We need to care about ourselves, and our countrymen. Our forefathers worked hard to establish us into one of the greatest, if not the greatest nation the world has ever seen. Yet, people choose to ignore that we have our flaws, and never want to face reality. If you're going to post and belittle my opinion, ill hold my dick straight up and let you caress my balls with your tounge, understand?

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:: 2007 19 March :: 4.04 pm
:: Music: Pink Floyd - Wish you were here

Two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl
Midori Melon
Absolut Citron
Sprite
=
Antifreeze

Might try this this weekend, sounds good.
Four more days left of work. 2 days of doing nothing. Rinse, repeat.

Edit: "Here is something you cant understand, how i could just, killa man!"

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:: 2007 18 March :: 7.03 pm

You know what I think? It doesnt matter what I think because you're all set in your ways you're to stupid to listen.

Note: This is not directed towards anyways my age or older, you're all in the clear.

Laugh, fucking kids these days. Buncha punks

Edit : Certain people should not put such things like asking if i want to buy pot from them on fucking woohu. Jesus kid, common sense keeps you out of a lot of trouble. Im looking out for you, dont want to see you get into trouble man.

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:: 2007 17 March :: 11.52 am

I hurt in ways i didnt think i could. my arms are mashed up, my leg hurts, and clutch was fucking awesome. so was the after party.

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:: 2007 14 March :: 7.21 pm
:: Music: Three Six Mafia - Stay fly remix

Yeah, so after Clutch, were all going to my brothers and getting are party on. Clutch and beers. Fuckin' right doggy

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:: 2007 14 March :: 5.07 pm
:: Music: Clutch - 24 Earth years

this song is teech.

I don't know, but I've been told I'm about twenty-four Earth years old.
and come my next birthday it'll be a quarter century.
I don't know, but I have heard a gnome from the old world say these words,
"Take a look what the cat dragged in; a red woodpecker and two of my kin."
Back in 1980, we played the AD&D.
That game was harder than the Elfstones of Shanara.
My character was baffling, a druid, wizard, halfling.
On top of that he was master of psionic powers.
Bring on the hordes, we have the sword
that smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor.
Pray that the sisters name us as victors
of the twenty sided die.
I don't know, but I've been told I'm about twenty-four Earth years old.
and come my next birthday it'll be a quarter century.
I don't know, but I have heard a gnome from the old world say these words,
"Take a look what the cat dragged in; a dead woodpecker and two of my kin."
Long ago in Middle Earth
a man could measure all his worth
by his blade and by his staff,
and by the runes on his epitaph.
Go mount your horse and ride up north
to seek the Baron of the Frozen Berg.
Ask for assistance in the resistance
of the twenty sided die.
I don't know, but I've been told I'm about twenty-four Earth years old.
and come my next birthday it'll be a quarter century.
I don't know, but I have heard a gnome from the old world say these words,
"Take a look what the cat dragged in; a dead woodpecker and two of my kin."
Saw Mazes and Monsters, Tom Hanks completely bonkers.
He spoke what he doth speaketh in Elizabethan.
Sad lad, he really couldn't handle starting from scratch on the very first level
But he died the death of a warrior.
A legend grows yearly by way of a local song.
The bishop and castle move in defense of pawns.
I'm rolling, I'm tumbling a twenty sided die.
A legend grows yearly by way of local song.
I don't know, but I've been told I'm about twenty-four Earth years old.
and come my next birthday it'll be a quarter century.
I don't know, but I have heard a gnome from the old world say these words,
"Take a look what the cat dragged in; a dead woodpecker and two of my kin

edit : definitions of gangster words some of you snowflakes (laugh) dont know.
gaup - large some of money
cush - killer dro
gush - female secretion

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:: 2007 13 March :: 8.26 pm

A black plastic bag in the back of a jacked up ford.

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