:: 2006 15 November :: 12.40 pm

It gets complicated.
I have faith.

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:: 2006 8 November :: 1.33 pm

For Keriana
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/

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:: 2006 8 November :: 1.14 pm

Porn is so deep.
It's a post-modern deconstruction of the human search for meaning and truth.
The money-shot represents the elusive ecstasy of enlightenment in a world of darkness and suffering.

The dildos however, are just dildos.

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:: 2006 8 November :: 11.05 am

So according to the pre-asvab test that the army had me take, I'm a "goddamn genius, Gump!" Ok, maybe no one said that, but they did say I could do anything I wanted to in the Army. I'm thinking either a UAV pilot or MP.
Or maybe armor.
Or perhaps MI.
Or maybe I'll join the AF, I still have to talk to them.

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:: 2006 29 October :: 5.34 pm

I don't think I've ever been more hurt, or bewildered, in my entire life.

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:: 2006 20 October :: 10.18 am

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot

Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'
So quick, before they see it comin'
Time for a pre-emptive strike!

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:: 2006 18 October :: 10.16 am

May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage.

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:: 2006 2 October :: 10.37 am

You know, there are benefits to frequently having short relationships.
To date, I have gained:
2 lawn chairs
1 DVD
2 ladies swimsuits
$4
1 free meal at Applebees.

The meal only really counts because I agreed to pay her back, knowing that it was almost definitely our last date.

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:: 2006 23 September :: 12.50 pm

Did you know Good Charlotte has a song about how you shouldn't commit suicide?
Good Charlotte fans are precisely the ones that should be commiting suicide.

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:: 2006 18 September :: 12.05 pm

Facebook
So yeah, I have a facebook. The good thing about facebook is that you can synchronize your woohu to the facebook note thing, but then you can also add notes, just to the facebook. So when I'm feeling especially bitter, or depressed, or whatnot, I can post some crazy ass shit about how I'm pissed off about you, and none of you will probably ever see it.
So yeah, if you want everything, you can find my facebook, and read the notes, but it isn't really for you.
I'm really just telling you so there's a chance it will be read, so I don't feel like I'm talking to a wall.

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:: 2006 8 September :: 9.59 am

My criminal justice prof keeps a half smile on his face all the time, even when talking about horrible things. I like it.

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:: 2006 6 September :: 2.42 pm

So yeah, I'm dating this girl I picked up at McDonald's. Her name is Jami, she has her own place in Greenville, she's pretty ok.

Pretty ok is a double mediocre.

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:: 2006 6 September :: 10.16 am

My schedule sucks. First class ends at 10, second class begins at 12:45. My lappy is gonna get a lot of work.
*Edit*
My screen is dirty, can anyone recommend a good wipe for lappy screens? Will a wet paper towel work? I don't want this to happen

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:: 2006 26 August :: 4.18 am

Name that song!
She's gone away and she'll never return
becuase I never met a bridge that I couldn't burn.

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:: 2006 23 August :: 12.52 am

I hate.
Someone, and here I am talking about Jackie, told me that Beth was not entirely forthcoming about the whole guys kissing her thing.
Which makes me feel entirely better about us being broken up.
No more Beth, ever.
If anyone mentions her, I will act as if she had died in an overdose, a year ago.

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:: 2006 20 August :: 5.43 pm

So yeah, me and beth broke up.

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:: 2006 18 August :: 11.20 am

Three cheers for abrubt hang ups on phone calls with your ex girlfriend.

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:: 2006 13 August :: 1.10 am

So, I got a new job. This time it's at Family Farm and Home. I'm a cashier. Less money, less hours, more fun, more flexibility for school.
The only bad part is that it's really slow sometimes. It's right around the corner from Lowes on Plainfield. Like they're all hooked together and whatnot, Lowes, K-Mart, and FFH.
I saw Enrique's dad in there the other day. I forget what he was in for. It was my first day, so I didn't give him my employee discount, but now I probably would have.
Meh.

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:: 2006 13 August :: 12.21 am

I'm apparently black.
Hey man, I'm gonna try to be cool about this whole thing. I mean, I know where you're coming from, and I'm a dick in the same way.
Just lay off my Kool-aid.
Cause things about to get ugly.

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:: 2006 5 August :: 10.12 pm

You know what I hate? When people just see something on the internet that has been around since like 1998 and then they try spreading it around again. Yeah, that was really cool, when I saw it
SEVEN FUCKING YEARS AGO!
Loser.

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:: 2006 1 August :: 11.35 am

Warped Tour = Pretty Cool
I only wanted to see four bands this year, NOFX, Anti-Flag, Armor for Sleep, and Motion City Soundtrack. It turns out that NOFX really does suck live. The MCS was going on as NOFX was sucking, so I went over to the other stage to watch that. Props to both the fat guy on the left of the stage and the kegstanding keyboarder. You were very entertaining. But seriously, Mr. Lead Singer... don't get a sing along going during your biggest song, during the best part. I wanted to hear you sing it. I didn't see "Motion City Soundtrack feat. 700 assholes you don't know" on the ticket. But still, I had a good time.

The bed story is probably the most important moment in the weekend for me. See, the rest of the guys went to go to the mall, but I didn't want to spend money, which I knew I would do if I went to the mall, so I stayed in the hotel to take a nap. I took like a 45 minute nap, woke up, and did the natural thing: jumping on hotel beds. I leapt from one bed to the other, hit my head on the ceiling, lots of shit. When Dave came back to the room, I was half asleep and the door was locked. I had to get up to let him in, and while he was showing me what he got, I was continuing to take leaps back and forth.

This would be the proper time to mention that the hotel rooms are on Dave's debit card.

Dave told me to stop, and I told him to relax, cause I had been doing it for like 40 minutes straight earlier. Then kerchunk! and the bed was fucking broke. I told dave it wasn't, but it was fucking 7 inches lower than the other one. Dave was fucking pissed as hell. He started yelling at me about how I was going to have to pay for it, and I said, "Dave, no one has to pay for it. I'll call down and tell them we need a new room."
So they send up the mexican, he tells us he can't fix it tonight, we get a new room, and no one ever mentions us paying for it.

The only thing we had to pay for was when dave told us he was tired and went back to the room for "Xtra Filthy Sex: Wall 2 Wall"

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:: 2006 20 July :: 12.25 am

(00:12:41) Tabletop: the guy behind me came in, and I was listening to his conversation. it was hilarious.
(00:13:24) Tabletop: "Hi, I'm here for an interview"
"We don't have any more interviews scheduled for today."
"Yeah, it was scheduled for monday, but I couldn't make it"
(00:13:36) Tabletop: who shows up for a job interview TWO GODDAMN DAYS LATE?
(00:15:04) Reid: lol
(00:15:09) Reid: thats wonderful
(00:17:15) Tabletop: he probably didn't get the job
(00:17:17) Tabletop: you know why?
(00:17:21) Tabletop: cause he was black.
(00:17:28) Reid: ahhh
(00:17:46) Reid: you got it because you are tall and brutally good looking

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:: 2006 19 July :: 10.17 pm

Guess who has a job? That's right bitches, ME!
Good starting pay, 40 hours + a week.
I'm gonna start tomorrow at Wynalda Litho. It's a printing place, and I'm doing factory work. Something to do with glue, apparently. I'm gonna be working third shift, 6 to 4, and then after training it'll be 8 to 6.

I'm also signed up for college. I got all my classes, and unless I can finangle better hours after the due date for payment, I'll be going every day except Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday. That kind of sucks, but I'll take what I can get, I suppose. Saturday and Friday I only have one class, early in the morning.

Wooo! Future, here I come.

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:: 2006 12 July :: 1.31 am

Goddamn you Chamberlain. Now no one can say anything about using diplomacy instead of war without someone saying "Neville thought so too. Keep hoping for 'Peace in our time'."
I mean, I forgive you for not stopping WW2 before it started, I mean, you were doing what you thought was right, but setting the goddamn precedent is unforgivable.
Asshole.

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:: 2006 4 July :: 6.00 am

Why aren't you guys awake?
Because you are a bunch of loafers.
That's why.

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:: 2006 3 July :: 4.11 pm

Alright, first of all, I am very upset about someone telling Bethy things that are not true.
I mean, if you were going to tell her horrible things about me, make them true. It's not like it would be hard.
I have a small list of suspects, and I will find out.

Secondly, I didn't read the whole becky thing, I guess I missed it. I don't know exactly what happened, but David is my brother, so... fuck her? I'm not even sure.

I'm here for you, I guess.

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:: 2006 1 July :: 6.48 am

If I was rich, I would pay an english girl to sit nearby and pronounce words all day.
So sexy.

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:: 2006 28 June :: 10.25 pm
:: Mood: mellow

So I got the job. I'm waiting for a call from them to tell me when my first day will be, they say sometime in the weekend after 4th of July weekend. I think. I wasn't really sure on what the heck she was talking about, I should probably go down there tomorrow to make sure, as the 4th of July weekend is my openhouse.
Speaking of my openhouse, you're invited. It's July 8th, from 4ish to question marks. My house is the second one on the right, Cedar Springs Ave. It's between Andrea Groner's and Victoria Simon's. You either have my number or can get it if you want better directions.
I'm reading a novel set when Castro is just about to come into power. It's called Havana by Stephen Hunter. It's a pretty good book, but I don't think the writing is all that good. Story is like 85% of a book anyway.
So yeah, I'm feeling pretty mellow. I might be running up to the Apple store with Dave tomorrow, try and get some information on my rebate, maybe even buy the Bootcamp software for my lappy.

Most everything is right in the world.

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:: 2006 27 June :: 1.12 am

Guess where Maddox was today.
Ann Arbor.

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:: 2006 25 June :: 12.33 am

Congratulations? What for?
Any asshole can do that.
You don't need any fucking special talents.
It's like congratulating a car for moving forward.
It's what we're designed to do.

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