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| fadingfallenstar (profile) wrote, on 7-21-2004 at 2:42pm | |
| Music: The Cure - The End of the World Subject: 400th Entry, bitches. |
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| Well I decided to do something kind of special for my 400th entry since I won't be having a high number for awhile. So check it out. Did you grab the nipples? -Lady at random garage sale Grapes! Lets buy em then put em in our pants! -Stacy It's like a slimey snake on my face. -Kate Shelton I like to lick things. -Lisa Leonard Who is this? He's on a bed. -Stacy On a bed? It's gotta be James. -Lisa Leonard The Beanery? What? Do they make beaners? -Lisa Leonard Birdies! I want to kick them in the head! -Stacy Dude, there is no red light. -Joe Castine Yeah you can. -Dustin Cain Yeah you can..? -Joe Castine Living where nazis are, is just keeping the jews away from you. -Dustin Cain You're a hairy turtle. -Lisa Leonard Suck my hairy turtle! -Joe Castine It looks like someone ejaculated in your doughnut. -Joe Castine We just grinded eachothers vaginas! -Erika Childs I am unlimited minutes. -Joe Castine Your seat smells funny. -Stacy Look! I'm a deer. -Dustin Cain I'm a sizzlin' tan pan! -Joe Castine A sizzling tampon? -Lisa Leonard I'm food. Want my meat? -Joe Castine You're hilarious. -Stacy I think I'm hill something else. -Lisa Leonard It's a pen -Stacy ..is -Lisa Leonard That would hurt your ears if you had them on. -Lisa Leonard He doesn't have his ears on? -Joe Castine Does it have asparagus in it? I think you should check if it has asparagus in it. -Lisa Leonard I think your face has asparagus in it. -Stacy Really? Then it must smell like pee. -Lisa Leonard You're an idiot. -Stacy I'm good at turning things on. -James Golden You can be distinct, like croutons. -Mrs. Towelhead er... Ahmed It's hard to be intimidating when you're on your knees. -Lisa Leonard Go to hell! -Stacy I'll see you fucking there bitch! -Michelle Fraser My face is right next to your vagina.. I totally just looked at your vagina. -Becky Visser Ar, ar, ar! -Stacy Is that what I sound like..a seal? -Michelle Fraser I'm going to hell. I stole from a bible camp. -James Golden I can't stare at them too long, they'll want my hot sex. -Joe Castine I'm a dumbass. That makes me an average guy in Cedar Springs. -James Golden I'd be nervous not wearing a dress in front of you. -James Golden We have new jigga boos in the neighborhood. -My mother See that blue chirping squirrel? -Brandi Totten Ummm.. -Stacy Well! He stole my cup cake! -Brandi Totten Do you know how much better the world would be if we all sang when we talked? -Dustin Cain Yeah, pull down your pants to expose the pickles. -Lisa Leonard Lets find all the men magazines. Ya know EQ? -Erika Childs Um..do you mean GQ? -Stacy I need to go to your house to undress. -Lisa Leonard I need to waterproof the willy. -James Golden Did he let you see his vagina yet? -Becky Visser It's not like you made the fucking movie, don't get upset when I say it sucks! -Michelle Fraser I need to lick something. -Lisa Leonard I was nervous. Yes, even God can get nervous. -James Golden I'm sorry but I have to squeeze my boobs. -Erika Childs My vagina is dry. -Erika Childs I can fix that. -Becky Visser Shut up ya dykey, dykey bitch! -Stacy I'm Russian baby.. want me to prove it to you? -Becky Visser The butter! It was just sitting there. -Stacy Don't wiggle your worm in front of me. -Erika Childs I'll wiggle it if I want to. -Stacy Oh.. I already wiggled your worm. -Becky Visser You wanna go? Fire! -Dustin Cain You're kinda retarded. -Joe Castine Eww.. some sand just fell in my face. -Lisa Leonard Yeah, that was from my ass. -Becky Visser Want me to come in and drop worms from my mouth? -Stacy Lisa doesn't money. -Stacy We're vagina deep. -Erika Childs Come on, take your shirt off. -Becky Visser I can feel your vagina on my neck. -Becky Visser Maybe this isn't the right time to tell you I have a penis. -Erika Childs I wondered what that was. -Becky Visser I have five boobs protruding from my naked skin. -Erika Childs Is there anything you can't shove up your shirt? -Lisa Leonard Oh, I've came..that's all you need to know. -Becky Visser Excuse me I need to rub my balls on the floor. -Stacy It's a mini van. With a siren on it! -Dustin Cain I saw a dog run into a trash can today and I was like "It's blind!" -Michelle Fraser I'm turning myself on.. I'll tell you what. -Becky Visser He was a nice rapist. -Kate Shelton In my dream Britney Spears saved me. -Erika Childs Don't worry I'll put my nose in your ear someday. -Kate Shelton What is that? -Erika Childs I don't know, it was in James's pants. -Stacy Are you serious? Your brother just ate one. -Erika Childs I can castrate you with this. -Joe Castine If only I had a penis. -Lisa Leonard I have a penis! -Stacy I just ate your carpet, I'm a carpet eater! -Erika Childs Is it limp? -Stacy ..I need to bend down and rub my balls all over the floor. -Becky Visser You've got hair all over, but it's white. -Erika Childs Jiggly faggot! -Dustin Cain I wonder if I could wiggle my tongue through all these holes. -Erika Childs Awwe she's so cute. -Becky Visser Yeah.. for a little bitch. -Stacy You're making it rub on your leg. -Lisa Leonard That's how I navigate. -Joe Castine I think I smell bad. Man..I smell bad. -Erika Childs Why are you rubbing Christina Aguliera on your neck? -Stacy Would you rather me rub it on your neck? -Erika Childs You're too easy, Dustin. -Joe Castine I don't mean die as in dead. -Dustin Cain It's not a gummy worm. -Lisa Leonard But..it was in my pants.. -Stacy For one it's Joeys, for two it's mine. -Bradley Blair When I'm happy I don't pee on people or rape them. -Phil Maas I wish my penis did that, it'd make things a lot easier. -Bradley Blair I'm winning. In my pants! -Joe Castine You fuck uncles, you uncle fucker! -James Golden Well eff me in the a! -Joe Castine How come everything always ends up on Brads penis? -Stacy Shut up, bitch tits! -Bradley Blair I'm not supposed to die, the world is gonna need me. -Phil Maas Hey, wanna put anything else up your shirt? -Lisa Leonard Dude, that's a kids toy and it vibrates. -Stacy They need to expierence while they're young. -Bradely Blair Fondle yourself as much as you can. -Joe Castine What the piss! -Joe Castine This garbage is really heavy. -Joe Castine The garbage is awful happy? -Stacy I don't have it. -Joe Castine No you don't! -Lisa Leonard What is cooter cake made out of? Jessi Hazen Cooter. -Jessie Wilde All I heard was surfer and transvestite. -Lisa Leonard She doesn't like me, I have a penis. -Mitch Armstrong That's why she likes me. Oh! Burn on myself! -James Golden If you have to put your head into her boobs, I'm fine with that. -Justin (beaver) I'm like the sky! I'll always be there..watching! You can't ignore me! -Keith (older brother) If I come over I have to wear your underwear. -Becky Visser My grandma calls me a slut. -Kamal I was walking in the house with my pants off and my mom ran into me and was like "Nice package ya got there." Then she was like "I meant your stomach!" -James Golden It's limp, you gotta make it strong! -Joe Castine Stacy, if I loved you any more it'd be illegal. -Justin (beaver) I have a penis! -Dylan Ross Those funny black people and their funny black music. -Joe Castine Dude, I so want to fuck that car. -Stacy Well I'm gonna fuck it while you're fucking it! -Bradley Blair Who do they think I is? -Dustin Cain This is what happens when you hit every branch of the ugly tree. -Joey Domina I could blame it on my Doctor, but that bastard died. -My Father Wow, this song sucks! -Joe castine Well, I like it. -Stacy I'm sorry. -Joe It's ok.. -Stacy No. I'm sorry that you like this song. It sucks! -Joe Nothing better than waking up in a barn somewhere with a g-string on your head and herpes. -Ben Birk This sounds like chinese porn music. -Lisa Leonard What time it is? -Lisa Leonard I'm gonna kill the dead thing. -Dustin Cain Hey Lisa did you eat cereal this morning? -Joe Castine Yeah, I did actually. -Lisa Leonard Were they bitch flakes?! -Joe I can see him saying "I think I forgot.. but I don't remember." -Stacy I want a kilt so my danglies can dangle. -Ben Birk How'd you know they weren't homeless? -Stacy Homeless people don't wear sunglasses. -Lisa and Joe (at the exact same time) As soon as you feel uncomfortable tell me. -Erika Childs Well you are rubbing my leg. -Stacy I have to push my fingers through the hole. -Lisa Leonard I like gay guys, because they take other men so we get more women. -Dustin Cain Dude seriously. I'm totally rushing to Best Buy and running through the doors sweating, screaming "Where is it? Motherfuckers! Seriously, move out of the God damned cock sucking way! I need to get the DVD now! Anyone in my way will be killed! Anyone! -Matt Whetzel I'll get her the same thing I got her last year. Nothing. -Justin (beaver) Why'd he come over? -Michelle Fraser Because he's ugly! -Erika Childs We don't want you to die. We want you to live with a horrible disease. -Michelle Fraser How's the dead bunnie? -Erika Childs It's dead, it's doing good. -Stacy She's the mother fucking anti-christ! -Mitch Armstrong We need to get bucket seats and put them on horses. -Dustin Cain I want to be black so I can say nigger cool. -Matt W I will urinate all over my face! -Matt W Sprinkles of cheesey joy! -Kate Shelton There was only like four of us, well.. the rest were Chinese people. -Lisa Leonard Yeah, well they don't count. -Stacy Exactly! -Lisa Your telephone is ringing. -Lisa Leonard I'll answer it later. -Stacy Jesus was black. -Kate Shelton What ya doing? -Stacy Drawing a crappy star for you and now it's flying away to get away from you. -Kate Shelton Ok, it says 'No loitering' and there's a bench sitting here. -Joey Domina I wish I had herpes and a better chance of cancer. -Ben Birk Ya know what would make this day better? -Stacy What? -Lisa Leonard Ponies! -Stacy Look at the indian, he looks like an indian! -Joe Castine I want some of those pizza things that are like in a roll, what are those called? -Dustin Cain Pizza rolls. -Stacy Yeah! -Dustin Man, that would suck if you were a potato. -Kate Shelton I stroke it every hour. -Kate Shelton He was like "I have thought more than you will in your entire life!" and I was like "Yeah, because it's so hard." -Matt W I'm not racist, look at the little black kid! -Joe Castine Lisa, what are you on? -Dustin Cain Ninja cops! They are jumping out of the trees! -Lisa Leonard Look, a black kid riding a bike! -Joe Castine Yeah.. who knew black people could ride bikes. -Matt W I just zipped my penis up. -Bradley Blair How is that possible? I mean it's so small. -Joe Castine Shut up man, it stings! -Brad I just chicken packeted you. -Kate Shelton You're like a.. light bulb -Stacy Are I just a ice bulb? -Kate Shelton What?! -Stacy I'm moving so fast it looks like I have two hands. -Bradley Blair Don't mess with my ass punisher! - Joey Domina If I had a dream I could stop prejudice. -Kate Shelton I broke the toilet. -Joey Domina Can I rub nuts allll over your face? -Matt Whetzle All I ask is that you don't touch my nut box. -Stacy When you grow up you're gonna be a free sample grandma. -Matt W He had poo poo paintings in his underwear. -Joey Domina Yeah, a dancing midget with peanut butter stole my keys! -Joe Castine I'm gonna save the dead animals. -My mother It's a dog. Why would it have legs? -Stacy Fuck up! -Lisa Leonard You can't be angry when you're naked. -Joe Castine If I wanted to see shitty re-runs I'd sit at home and watch Darma and Greg! -Matt W Don't rub your nuts on my face. -Kate Shelton My mom comes home and is like "I just got done spreading my legs and sucking cock, want money?" -Matt W Matt, I'm gonna get you a DVD rewinder for your birthday! -Joe Castine Wait.. those don't exist! -Stacy Oh..my..God, Stacy. -Matt W I remember when that deer jumped out in front of me, It scared the shit outta me! -Casey What about the taradactyl? That thing was huuuge! -Blake You can't get pregnant from shitty diapers. -Joe Castine My nuts are making a noise! -Joey Domina Fuck my mom! -Matt W Hard! -Stacy Everyone thinks the grim reaper is bad, he just cuts the wheat. -Blake Satan's children! They're in the corn field. -Blake Dude, kid my ball is better than yours, it's purple. -Lisa Leonard Joey, do you hate me? -Stacy Mmm. Strawberry shake. -Joey Domina Shut up you apple pie humper! -Joey Domina I'm gonna burrow into a cacoon. -Kate Shelton Why? So you can evolve into a bigger bitch!? -Matt W I'm hungry. -Joe Castine Eat my ass! -Matt W Air head! Your head is all.. full of air! -Joey Domina I'm gonna burrow into your crotch. -Matt W Eww. Why? -Justin Perry It's warm. -Matt W If you were a popsicle you'd be bad stuff flavored! -Matt W Sorry, I had to leap. Joey was reaming me in the ass. -Matt W Well slap me and tell me it's morning! -My mother A cock, I had one of those once. -Joey Domina I made him eat grass and called him a goat boy. -Adrianne McCluer Everyone that cries goes to hell. -Blake This little girl is like "They won't play with me because I'm little" and I said Barney should say "No..they won't play with you because you're a chink!" -Stacy Hahaha, you suck! You're making racist comments about Barney! -Phil Maas It tastes like crap, seasoned with shit. -Stacy Breast cancer, army guys. What's the difference? No one likes them, and you're just trying to kill it! -Matt W My dad held a baby while it died. -Joey Domina How'd it die? -Stacy Got hit by a car. -Joey While he was holding it!? -Stacy I'm gonna name the killer. I'm gonna name it.. Killer! -Stacy Ahhh, I need my glasses. I can't see! -Dustin Cain I don't care about your needs! -Matt W I don't like stupid people. -My mom You don't like yourself? That's sad. -Dustin Cain Want to touch my hole? -Kate Shelton I hate this song because I have to dance to it with my fingers. -James Golden The flowers stole our pants! -Kate Shelton I want to steal the wide load sign and staple it to my mom. -Kate Shelton Wouldn't it suck if everything you stole got shoved up your ass in hell? -James Golden Why is there shit on your dick? -Matt W Because I fucked you in the ass. -James Golden For $500 I'd do anyone in the butt. -Matt W I didn't say you were retarded, I said you were stupid. -James Golden                              |
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PHIL-HIMSELF | 07-21-04 2:52pm that's some good shit |
windedhero | hahaha, 07-21-04 2:52pm I forgot I said all those..
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Kate | :), 07-21-04 3:03pm Very nice.
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this-acoustic-love | Re: :), 07-21-04 10:29pm OMG. JAMES. I KNEW YOU COULD FLY. :D <33
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this-acoustic-love | Re: Re: :), 07-21-04 10:31pm oops. that was for james clicked on the wrong one love you kate kisses mwah! ^.^ <33 |
Nightshade666 | 07-21-04 3:55pm :) |
this-acoustic-love | Re:, 07-21-04 10:32pm kay now i clicked on the right button, OMG JAMES. I KNEW YOU COULD FLY <3!!!!!
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Nightshade666 | Re: Re:, 07-22-04 7:21am Of course I can fly. All ninjas can. |
skife | 07-21-04 8:59pm i remember when i had blue hair. |
beckaboo | 07-21-04 11:35pm Aww..stace.. I miss you! And I miss Dustin and Lisa and Wetzel and bal bla bla..
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squish322 | yeah, 07-23-04 1:00am yup i really feel loved now...(sarcasim) even though i'm not in it... |
fadingfallenstar | Re: yeah, 07-23-04 7:21am The only reason you're not on it is because I didn't post pictures that people have posted before and the only two pictures I had of you Justin had already posted. |