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2023 26 July :: 7.12pm
Car Throttle
"You can only piss with the dick you've got." -Jack
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2023 6 May :: 8.59pm
The Witcher: Blood Origin
"If you fell in a bucket of tits, you'd come up holding a cock."
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2022 11 November :: 10.54pm
He really needed to talk to Tony about whether or not his arm could be made to stretch. Clint had made him watch Inspector Gadget and now Bucky had ideas!
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2022 14 April :: 8.49pm
"I would totally bang the shit out of her, but I wouldn't like it."
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2021 7 September :: 8.44pm
"Wanna beer?"
"They got anything from a microbrewery?"
"Doubt it. In this county, we kick midgets, and they ain't dumb enough to put up with that, so what shorty's gonna run a brewery round here?"
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2021 30 July :: 4.38pm
Saying of the day, "easy as a pixie's snatch."
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2020 5 May :: 6.03pm
:: Music: Rise Against: Savior
“Merlin’s saggy bollocks,” Ron swore softly.
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2019 24 February :: 8.05pm
Insult of the day: twisted cheese eating gnome.
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2018 5 January :: 6.19pm
What happened to your eye?
I was attacked by a figgy pudding while having spontaneous sexual intercourse.
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2017 29 October :: 4.07pm
I'm not scared. I'm rationally concerned.
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2016 14 January :: 5.16pm
Nothing like responding to a war chant with big swinging dicks.
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2016 1 January :: 6.21pm
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
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2015 9 December :: 8.45pm
You looklike you got a facial from a smurf.
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2015 9 December :: 8.34pm
You know what I like after sex?
What?
Ice cream.
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2015 13 September :: 9.26pm
When was the last time you went to a family reunion where the police and fire department showed up?
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2015 22 March :: 1.11pm
It's long, hard, tasty.
Going where others cannot.
What, what, in my butt.
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2014 15 November :: 7.19pm
HALE’S ORGASMS
Come for the name, stay for the desserts.
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2014 19 September :: 6.54pm
“That’s neither dinner nor sex,” Derek said. “That’s ice cream.”
“You only say that because you’ve been doing both wrong.”
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2014 27 July :: 9.04pm
"Oh come on, everybody’s come across porn with thicker objects in an orifice than a few penises."
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2013 21 March :: 12.08am
Doesn't that sound better than getting into a slap fight with the world's largest penis?
Justin Timberlake
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