My name is....JayZulla, the micrula....

My name is....JayZulla, the micrula....

:: 2009 12 January :: 5.55 pm

Maybe if you bitch a little more, he'll get impeached. good hunting.

:: 2009 9 January :: 12.49 pm

Cant wear skinny jeans cause' my nuts dont fit
The Breslin Center was awesome. Watching the Spartans put a hurtin on OSU was the highlight of the night though. Cannot wait to go again.

Oh yeah, go Gators!

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:: 2008 23 December :: 4.03 pm

I run it myself like a quarterback option
Gonna be a gooooooood end of december. christmas, UFC 92 next, then clutch. im not sure if it could get any better.

edit: it can get better, Mich State has a bowl game, and michigan doesnt. booya!.

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:: 2008 18 December :: 1.12 pm

http://www.automobilemag.com/new_and_future_cars/2009/0702_2009_toyota_supra/index.html

sweet mother of god....

http://mmamania.com/2008/07/24/ufc-92-fight-card-and-rumors-from-mandalay-bay-in-las-vegas-nevada-december-27/

Wandy vs Rampage 3!!!!!!! i dont care about the title fights! this is going to be the fucking shit. whos down for bdubs?

Anybody see the g4 game of the year on xplay, and how adam sessler gets called out by kevin from aots? Makes pretty good sense though, how can fallout 3 win best rpg of the year, and fable 2 wins game of the year? i fail to see the logic.

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:: 2008 13 December :: 1.00 pm

God damn you people. Woohu gives me chuckles. thank you all for a very entertaining couple of updates.

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:: 2008 11 December :: 12.34 am
:: Music: lil wayne - walk it out (chalk it out)

Life?!?!?!?!??????????
i have tickets to see Clutch on the 31st. Be jealous. i also spent about an hour of my day today think if i would like to start wrestling again. watching the ufc got me thinking about all of that stuff again. it was so much fun and i was actually pretty sweet at it. only thing that sucks is i would definatly have to cut smoking anything wayyyyyyyyyy down, just to get back to my conditioning. i think i could make weight at 155 and that would give me a huge advantage. i just wish i knew of a league that didnt do it at highschools. i loved freestyle but im not about to start travling to high schools every weekend to wrestle.

oh, josh koscheck = pimp. got his most destructive KO in his career tonight, and he has been one of my favorite fighters since i got into UFC.

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:: 2008 8 December :: 2.29 pm

MSU vs Georgia for the Capital One Bowl.

Oh and I have heard possiblities of Colt McCoy or Juice Williams for the Lions next season.

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:: 2008 4 December :: 2.03 pm

The new Hulk movie is sweet. Norton is the best B. Banner. Also Tim Roth was a sweet Abomination.

edit : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF1VgQh_3nQ one of the best parodies ever.

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:: 2008 27 November :: 2.31 am

step 1 - drink vanilla vodka and rootbeer (was absolutly chronic). step 2 - go to the club. step 3 - go home and eat and burt yourself on the oven grandma boy style. step 4 - get plenty of sleep to feast upon bird tomorrow. and sneak some to the pendubs.

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:: 2008 25 November :: 10.13 pm

A.I. for right now, what do you know about Lebron James in 2010?
Im thinking Pistons will destroy everything.

edit : thinking about getting cornrows, A.I. style. Not sure yet though.

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:: 2008 5 November :: 1.53 pm

kimbo got tko'd. lol.

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:: 2008 2 November :: 2.32 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3M4VacJ4NU

done this1 million times but nobdy understands still. except mishy. kimbo = not shit and washed up. anderson silva is king. nobody will ever be as dominate as he was/is. 1:01 spinning back elbow knockout, who does that? no one. sickest move ever in mma. respect anderson or die.

edit. 4:45 is the sickest bjj triagle you will ever see in your life. and 6:02 is the most disgusting knockout you will ever see in your life. spiing beck
elbow. ouch!.

edit # 2. Spelling wasnt the best, but i still have to give him props. nobody will ever match his skill of fighting. kimbo is chump, lenser is chump, everybody ever is chump compared to him. regardless who it is, it could be fedor at 185 and andersons clinch is to good for anybody to withstand. his strikes are all sniper style. the just hit, and you feel it. love the man, many kudos. plz dont retire in 09!

edit # 3: im sure most of you know this already but i just want to say it. most youtubers (90.5%) of them are morons and try to ethug out.

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:: 2008 2 November :: 2.32 am

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:: 2008 2 November :: 1.45 am

this is how i roll. Oberon, our summer ale. An American wheat ale with the color and scent of a summer afternoon. i dont need to dress up. Im Jay motherfucking Zulla. happy halloween peeps. i hope everyone had as fun a time as i did.

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:: 2008 11 October :: 12.14 pm

MSU = #23 in the country baby! Javon Ringer ftw!

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