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fatman

:: 2005 27 July :: 2.54pm

Tell her she's amazing. Tell her why you think she's amazing. Pick her up and pretend youre going to throw her; she'll scream and fight you, but secretly, she'll love it. Hold her hand. Tell her she looks beautiful. Introduce her to your friends as "The most amazing girl I know." Do whatever it takes to make her laugh. Surprise her. Do things that make her smile. Be spontaneous. When she starts yelling at you, kiss her. Hug her. Kiss her more. Hold her. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Call her back. Sing to her, no matter how bad you are. Push her on swings. Give her piggy-back rides. Stay up with her all night. And when you fall in love with her, tell her and promise yourself you wont ever let her go

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fatman

:: 2005 26 July :: 10.11am

I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions. No more and no less. Ask me anything you want. Then, copy and paste this into your Journal allowing the people that read yours to ask you anything, too.

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fatman

:: 2005 24 July :: 2.17am

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:htims ttocs
Birthday:6891/22/70
Birthplace:NI akawahsiM
Current Location:IM nogeksum
Eye Color:egnahc yeht
Hair Color:ednob thgil
Height:5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed:thgir
Your Heritage:ttum
The Shoes You Wore Today:sladnas
Your Weakness:doof
Your Fears:netoggof gineb
Your Perfect Pizza:team
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:boj
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:peels
Your Best Physical Feature:riah
Your Bedtime:revenehw
Your Most Missed Memory:yssak
Pepsi or Coke:ispep
MacDonalds or Burger King:gnik regurb
Single or Group Dates:elgnis
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:rehtien
Chocolate or Vanilla:etalocohc
Cappuccino or Coffee:rehtien
Do you Smoke:on
Do you Swear:puy
Do you Sing:puy
Do you Shower Daily:puy
Have you Been in Love:puy
Do you want to go to College:puy
Do you want to get Married:puy
Do you belive in yourself:puy
Do you get Motion Sickness:epon
Do you think you are Attractive:epon
Are you a Health Freak:epon
Do you get along with your Parents:puy
Do you like Thunderstorms:puy
Do you play an Instrument:epon
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:epon
In the past month have you Smoked:epon
In the past month have you been on Drugs:epon
In the past month have you gone on a Date:epon
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:epon
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:epon
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:epon
In the past month have you been on Stage:epon
In the past month have you been Dumped:epon
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:epon
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:epon
Ever been Drunk:epon
Ever been called a Tease:epon
Ever been Beaten up:epon
Ever Shoplifted:puy
How do you want to Die:ylecin
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:onnud
What country would you most like to Visit:dnaeri
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:eulb
Favourite Hair Color:yna
Short or Long Hair:gnol
Height:em naht retrohs
Weight:rettam t'nseod
Best Clothing Style:yna
Number of Drugs I have taken:eno
Number of CDs I own:yna
Number of Piercings:yna
Number of Tattoos:yna
Number of things in my Past I Regret:yna

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

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fatman

:: 2005 23 July :: 6.11pm








You are 71% pure!







My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:










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You scored higher than 70% on purity
Link: The Original Purity Test written by corsecjedi on Ok Cupid

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fatman

:: 2005 22 July :: 2.02pm

It are me birfday! Yar!

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fatman

:: 2005 16 July :: 8.08am


You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.

For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.


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fatman

:: 2005 14 July :: 10.33am

ANGER

1. Who did you last get angry with? Kiel
2. What is your weapon of choice? Knife or short blade
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? never
4. How about of the same sex? yup
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Kiel
6. What is your pet peeve? Interrupting someone who's talking
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? let them go

SLOTH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? have a job
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 7pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Kat
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? My foot's asleep
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? yes
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? last month
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? 0

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Mountian Dew
2. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? 1 sip
3. Have you ever used a professional diet company? nope
4. Do you have an issue with your weight? not really
6. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought food? maybe...lol

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked? completely naked? 1. Partial Nudity? 6.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked? 0
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice

during a normal conversation? nope
4. Have you "done it"? nope
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? BOOBIES!
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? not really
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? nope

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own? 0
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Admiral
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? buy a car and a house
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? probably not
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yup
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? not enough

PRIDE

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? the set for comedy of errors
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? gradumatating
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? have a fun job
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? not really
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other

competitors? yes
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? no
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? woke up really early

ENVY

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? lindsay's car
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? never seen it
4. Have you ever been cheated on? nope
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? kinda
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? assertiveness
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? not really
8. Finally, what is your favourite deadly sin? the act itself? Probably Lust

FAITH

1. What religion do you follow? My heart
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human
4. Do you believe in magic? yup
5. What was the last promise you broke? dunno
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? nope
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? nope

HOPE

1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? nope
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? a good job, a family, and comfortable living
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? yup
6. Do you gamble? nope
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and

done it anyway? yup

CHARITY

1. What causes do you support? None right now, I are broke
2. What causes have you given money or time to? the church
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? yup

4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel? maybe
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? sometimes
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? yup
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? helping to get B out of jail

FORTITUDE

1. What are you most afraid of? being forgotten
2. What did you do today that was really brave? nothing yet, but it's still early
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? Nightcrawler, he has the coolest power
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? yup
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? heart

6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? yup
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? both, depending on the situation

JUSTICE

1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? yup
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? They probably wouldn't take me
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? no
4. Do you believe that Bush is rightfully President of the USA? Well, he won, didn't he?
5. What was your favorite media circus trial? M.J.
6. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? nope

TEMPERANCE

1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? sleep
2. Do you collect anything? books
3. Are you addicted to anything? books
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? yes
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? cash, all at once
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do? spend all me munnies
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? not really

PRUDENCE

1. Who is the wisest person you know? Mom
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? yup
3. Do you take advice when it's given? Most of the time
4. What area are you wisest in? I'm still young
5. Do you drive defensively? I'm the best driver in the world
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? nope
7. What did you learn today? That seven is really early in the morning
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? Temperance or Justice

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Fatman

:: 2005 13 July :: 1.56am

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
» I died tomorrow:
» I said I liked you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality:
» Eyes:
» Hair:
» Family:

WOULD YOU:
» Be my friend?:
» Keep a secret if I told you one?:
» Hold my hand?:
» Take a bullet for me?:
» Keep in touch?:
» Try and solve my problems?:
» Love me?:
» Date me?:

HAVE YOU EVER:
» Lied to make me feel better?:
» Wanted to kiss me?:
» Wanted to kill me?:
» Broke my heart?:
» Kept something important from me?:
» Thought I was unbearably annoying?:

~*::And More::*~
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we met?
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression?
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. When's the last time you saw me?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?


x that apply
(would u)
[_] go out with me?
[ ] give me your number?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[ ] watch a movie with me?
[ ] let me take you out to dinner?
[ ] let me drive you somewhere
[_] be my bf/gf?
[_] have a fling with me?
[ ] let me buy you a drink?
[_] take me home for the night?
[ ] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[ ] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[ ] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
[ ] dance with me?
[ ] let me make you breakfast?
[ ] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[ ] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] borrow a pair of my underwear if yours for some reason got ruined?
[ ] instant message me?
[ ] greet me in public?
[ ] hang out with me?
[ ] bring me around your friends?
ARE WE...
[ ] aquintences?
[ ] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
AM i...
[ ] smart?
[ ] cute?
[ ] funny?
[ ] cool?
[ ] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] hot?
[ ] compassionate?
[ ] annoying?
[ ] great to be with?
[ ] attractive?
[_] mean?
[ ] odd?
ARE Y0U...
[ ] done with this survey?
[ ] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?

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fatman

:: 2005 11 July :: 4.08pm

List 5 reasons you are a dork. And make them good reasons. Justify them. Explain them. Be loud and proud of how big a dork you are! Then pick the 5 biggest dorks you know and have them do the same.

1. I check the internet (email, lj) more than i watch tv.

2. I play D&D

3. I will play any videogame on the planet

4. I know almost every song I own by heart

5. WoW is my crack

Potter, Ferris, Jake, Amethyst, and Dan

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fatman

:: 2005 7 July :: 4.31pm

I haven't updated in a while, so anyone who cares can read something new. Not saying that I have anything to say, really, but just that I really do update this journal, not just "WOOHOO" and "Aloha" posts. I guess life is going pretty good right now, or, you know, maybe not. I'm broke, have no job, have no real life, per say, so, you know, I guess things are going relativly the same. Except that I am uber-bored all the time. It's like Mono, except that I'm not tired, just really, really, deathly bored. Brokeness is a little easier to deal with, 'cause I can just walk places instead of driving my gas-whore car. I might be able to get a job someday, but apparantly, today is not that day, as far as that goes. Actually, I'm kinda glad I don't have a girlfriend right now, 'cause I couldn't afford to do anything, cause I'm broke, 'cause I have no job. It's kinda like a vicious circle, but more like a slightly-rabid circle than a truely vicious circle. I was in a relationship recently. It lasted three days, 'cause I was the "rebound guy". That was fun, from a certian point of view, and really it was better than nothing, I think. I'm not sure though. It really didn't hurt when I found out that she was just lonely, so I could leave. I guess I'm getting used to rejection, well, not really rejection, but more like dissappointment. I'm so used to being alone it feels normal. Not to say I don't want a girlfriend, 'cause I do, it's just that No one I can think of that I hang out with regularly is alone, and that kinda blows. It always feels like I'm that weird third guy that tags along because he has nothing else to do. You know, three's a crowd. Oh well, at least I've got a lot of good books at home.

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fatman

:: 2005 25 June :: 2.11pm

Aloha

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jburt1

:: 2005 23 June :: 1.23am

Just a little update of what I'm doing with myself this summer.
For starters, I'm working at Bed Bath & Beyond. It's not the kind of job I pictured myself working, but it's a job and it pays. And it's not tough work either. Next week my summer class at MCC starts. HIST 201 for 8 hours a week for a 7.5 weeks. I hope it's not as bad as ratemyprofessor says it is. I wanted this summer to be all about learning, so in my spare time I'm reading books (so far I've read 5 and I'm working on Catcher in the Rye right now), practicing piano, learning card games/tricks, and attempting to pick up guitar, although I'm lazy and it takes a lot of paitience, which I've seemed to've lost. So far I've been to chicago once, to visit Keith, Sara, and Theresa, college pals. I want to go back once more, but Keith's gonna be gone by then. Future roommate right there. Right now my parents and sister are gone on vacation. I decided to stay here and work instead, so I have the house to myself. It's actually kinda tough to run a household, to water the lawn, feed the pets, do the chores...plus it's not very fun being by myself all day. But the situation did allow me to throw a little get together at my house with a few people. I got drunk for the first time in muskegon and for the first time with some of my friends. I've seen everyone at least once, including joslyn, except for Kenesha. It's hard because she works so much. I'm feeling really lonely right now. But I'm sure that'll pass. I'm gonna hang out with Katie tomorrow. I'll be happy to see her.

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fatman

:: 2005 13 June :: 12.30pm

WOOHOO!!!

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fatman

:: 2005 6 June :: 12.00pm

Why is money so hard to get?

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fatman

:: 2005 31 May :: 11.42pm

Love and peace

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