She is dangerous for all the ways she is harmless.And please, if they should ask you, tell them you knew a heart like mine.Relentless.

 

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:: 2012 29 July :: 9.24pm
:: Music: Harder Better Faster Stronger - Daft Punk

My life is a lot like Kevin Spaceys in that American Beauty movie. All I do is smoke pot, work out, work a shitty job and try to bang Mena Suvari.

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:: 2012 15 June :: 6.50pm

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tabletop

:: 2012 28 May :: 4.19pm

I've got so much to talk about!
don't make me try
cause I dont want to let you
I dont want to let you down

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tabletop

:: 2012 24 April :: 8.10pm

whoops.

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tabletop

:: 2012 21 March :: 6.30pm

Our Father, who art in memory,
Virtual be your name.
Your bit stream come, your mark-up be done,
On Earth as it is in binary.
Give us this day our daily news,
And forgive us our torrents,
As we have also forgiven MegaUpload.
And lead us not into Reddit,
But deliver us from goatse.
Amen.

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tabletop

:: 2012 27 January :: 7.29pm

RAGE RAGE RAGE
Those tomatoes are peeled with chemicals! Unlike Hunts, which is peeled with steam, which is made from superheating a motherfucking chemical. Fuck you guy who hides in endcaps.

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tabletop

:: 2012 17 January :: 5.51pm

I used to think you were just way cooler than me.
Now I'm pretty sure you were just being a bitch the whole time.

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tabletop

:: 2012 8 January :: 11.09pm

I will die so gloriously that ever having lived will seem a folly.

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tabletop

:: 2012 8 January :: 3.37am

For I'm bound to ride that northern railroad
Perhaps I'll die upon this train.

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tabletop

:: 2012 1 January :: 8.29am

Hey guys...
I can't tell the difference between dubstep and regular techno. Is this a personal failing on my part?
*edit* 1/2/12
Now I worry that I prefer brostep to dubstep. This is definitely a character flaw I will have to deal with.

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tabletop

:: 2011 28 December :: 1.14pm

We're all just doing what we do
Two monks were washing their bowls in the river when they noticed a scorpion that was drowning. One monk immediately scooped it up and set it upon the bank. In the process he was stung. He went back to washing his bowl and again the scorpion fell in. The monk saved the scorpion and was again stung. The other monk asked him, "Friend, why do you continue to save the scorpion when you know its nature is to sting?"

"Because," the monk replied, "to save it is my nature."

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tabletop

:: 2011 22 December :: 4.50am

http://tinyurl.com/7lbo3zk

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happygolucky4646

:: 2011 28 September :: 2.58pm
:: Mood: predatory

Whoa...This is still here.

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tabletop

:: 2011 4 August :: 9.24pm

Some guy with a tall hat said this
What constitutes the bulwark of our liberty and our independence?

It is not our frowning battlements, our bristling sea coasts. These are not our reliance against tyranny. Our reliance is in the love of liberty which God has planted in our bosoms.

Our defense is in the preservation of the spirit which prizes liberty as the heritage of all men, in all lands, everywhere. Destroy this spirit, and you have planted the seeds of despotism around your own doors.

At what point shall we expect the approach of danger? By what means shall we fortify against it? Shall we expect some trans-Atlantic military giant, to step the ocean, and crush us at a blow?

Never!

All the armies of Europe, Asia and Africa combined could not by force, take a drink from the Ohio, or make a track on the Blue Ridge, in a trial of a thousand years.

At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected?

I answer: that if it ever reach us, it must spring from amongst us; it cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we, ourselves, must be its authors and finishers. As a nation of free men, we must live through all times, or die by suicide.

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tabletop

:: 2011 3 August :: 1.02pm

Look, no net.
How to calculate your projected social security payout: Find your average wage over the past ten years. Multiply that by zero. There's your payout.

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tabletop

:: 2011 28 June :: 11.51pm

Paint it black or It's just a shot away?

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munkysaurus

:: 2011 10 June :: 3.07am

Burnt the wing...burnt it bad...
Dearest, dearest, Mr. J. How I've forgotten the solace you once brought my aching soul. My love for you has brought me back to the place of my younger years. Where I smoked cigarettes, and threw insults upon your ever beckoning and understanding binary ears.
I sit here now, marveling at the fact that you still exist.

I sit with greying temples, and a young offspring.

I set the sun in my aim, and flew too high. On my descent, I've made and done some beautiful things, and am shielding my face from the ground below. Hoping my arms will give themselves to cause of saving the rest of me.

I tell you when I reach the bottom, hopefully it'll be river that will swallow me whole. And I'll float to a better place.

I can only hope.

But, it's late. And you've got your life ahead of you starting now.

Your friend.

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tabletop

:: 2011 27 April :: 11.50pm

Not mine, but inspiring
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesman and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what tomorrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said today. Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood. Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.

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:: 2011 26 April :: 4.51pm
:: Music: Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

I'd appreciate your input
Smooth Criminal with Alien Ant Farm, or Nikki with the Foo Fighters?

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:: 2011 26 April :: 4.10am
:: Music: Will.I.Am ft. Thugnificent - Dick Riding Obama

To Whom it May Concern:
The $ goes before the number of dollars you are talking about. I know this is slightly counter-intuitive because you say it the opposite way, but trust me, it is how it is supposed to be done.

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tabletop

:: 2011 9 April :: 5.33pm

Three things are always certain. Death, taxes, and wu tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with.

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tabletop

:: 2011 30 March :: 9.59am

Your homework for the evening
Compare and contrast www.woohu.com/~tabletop and the works of shakespeare. Which do you prefer? Why?

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:: 2011 12 March :: 5.57pm

I went to weezers website to find the definitive lyrics for Hash Pipe. On the bottom of the page with the video embedded it says, "You must be a member of Weezer to comment. Click to join." And I thought, "Well I can't really play any instruments so... better not."

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tabletop

:: 2011 11 March :: 10.30am

Restaurant websites piss me off on the regular. I understand that scanning your hours or menu and then putting it up as a pdf is a lot easier, but you are a million dollar company and this is the beginning of the age of smart phones. Hire somebody to fucking type that shit up.

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:: 2011 4 March :: 7.32am

The Charlie Sheen interview is hilarious. "I was banging 7 gram rocks, cause that's how I roll"
She asks if he has a strategy for taking drugs and he says, "Well I have a couple rules, I don't know if you could call it a strategy."

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tabletop

:: 2011 1 March :: 12.55am

Do you pee in the shower? Cause that's gross.
I try never to do it, but sometimes when I'm taking a shit in there some urine sneaks out.

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tabletop

:: 2011 4 February :: 3.12pm

So I got some new shoes, they're pretty cool
Got some new glasses too, haven't picked em up yet, but they should make me see better.
I can not NOT recommend Eyemart on Plainfield enough. Everything was really pleasant until after the eye exam we got as shady a salesman as I've ever seen. Aggressive and misleading, I did not like him. Really felt like I was being nickle and dimed for everything.

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:: 2011 27 January :: 11.40pm

I need a more exciting life.
Things that made my blood pump faster today:
A black ops kill streak
The chance to make an excellent third comment on a fark post.

And I only sneaked that last one into the last twenty minutes of the day.

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tabletop

:: 2011 26 January :: 9.23am

If you could pick your last words, what would they be?
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.

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tabletop

:: 2010 29 December :: 12.24am

Remember playing Warcraft 2? In the very beginning of an online match you started with one peon, who had to build the farm to make it possible for you to build more peons. Sometimes, when the game speed was set high, it was almost impossible to stop that peon from mining that gold. He'd mine for a second, pop up, zoom from the mine to the town hall then be back underground before I could select him and push the button.
That was some bullshit.

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